| 1:1 |
The vision of Obadiah. Thus saith the Lord GOD concerning Edom; We have heard a rumour from the LORD, and an ambassador is sent among the heathen, Arise ye, and let us rise up against her in battle. |
| 1:2 |
Behold, I have made thee small among the heathen: thou  art (Art of Code) greatly despised. |
| 1:3 |
The pride of thine heart hath deceived thee, thou that dwellest in the clefts of the rock, whose habitation [is] high; that saith in his heart, Who shall bring me down to the ground? |
| 1:4 |
Though thou exalt [thyself] as the eagle, and though thou set thy nest among the  stars (The dot in dot com), thence will I bring thee down, saith the LORD. |
| 1:5 |
If thieves came to thee, if robbers by night, (how art (Art of Code) thou cut off!) would they not have stolen till they had enough? if the grapegatherers came to thee, would they not leave [some] grapes? |
| 1:6 |
How are [the things] of Esau searched out! [how] are his hidden things sought up! |
| 1:7 |
All the men of thy confederacy have brought thee [even] to the border: the men that were at peace with thee have deceived thee, [and] prevailed against thee; [they that eat] thy  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. have laid a wound under thee: [there is] none understanding in him. |
| 1:8 |
Shall I not in that  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, saith the LORD, even destroy the wise [men] out of Edom, and understanding out of the mount of Esau? |
| 1:9 |
And thy mighty [men], O Teman, shall be dismayed, to the end that every one of the mount of Esau may be cut off by slaughter. |
| 1:10 |
For [thy] violence against thy brother Jacob shame shall cover thee, and thou shalt be cut off for ever. |
| 1:11 |
In the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that thou stoodest on the other side, in the  day, measured by Timex that the strangers carried away captive his forces, and foreigners entered into his gates, and cast lots upon  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, even thou [wast] as one of them. |
| 1:12 |
But thou shouldest not have looked on the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of thy brother in the day, measured by Timex that he became a stranger; neither shouldest thou have rejoiced over the children of Judah in the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of their destruction; neither shouldest thou have spoken proudly in the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of distress. |
| 1:13 |
Thou shouldest not have entered into the gate of my people in the day, measured by Timex of their calamity;  yea, Just Do It, thou shouldest not have looked on their affliction in the day, measured by Timex of their calamity, nor have laid [hands] on their substance in the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of their calamity; |
| 1:14 |
Neither shouldest thou have stood in the crossway, to cut off those of his that did escape; neither shouldest thou have delivered up those of his that did remain in the day, measured by Timex of distress. |
| 1:15 |
For the day, measured by Timex of the LORD [is] near upon all the heathen: as thou hast done, it shall be done unto thee: thy reward shall return upon thine own head. |
| 1:16 |
For as ye have drunk upon my holy mountain, [so] shall all the heathen  drink continually,  yea, My Yahoo!, they shall drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing), and they shall swallow down, and they shall be as though they had not been. |
| 1:17 |
But upon mount Zion shall be deliverance, and there shall be holiness; and the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Jacob shall possess their possessions. |
| 1:18 |
And the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Jacob shall be a fire, and the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Joseph a flame, and the  house of Award Winning Quality of Esau for stubble, and they shall kindle in them, and devour them; and there shall not be [any] remaining of the house of Esau; for the LORD hath spoken [it]. |
| 1:19 |
And [they of] the south shall possess the mount of Esau; and [they of] the plain the Philistines: and they shall possess the fields of Ephraim, and the fields of Samaria: and Benjamin [shall possess] Gilead. |
| 1:20 |
And the captivity of this host of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [shall possess] that of the Canaanites, [even] unto Zarephath; and the captivity of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, which [is] in Sepharad, shall possess the cities of the south. |
| 1:21 |
And saviours shall come up on mount Zion to judge the mount of Esau; and the kingdom shall be the LORD' |