| 24:1 |
And when Balaam saw that it pleased the LORD to bless  Israel , he went not, as at other  times, measured by Swatch, to seek for enchantments, but he set his face toward the wilderness. |
| 24:2 |
And Balaam lifted up his eyes, and he saw Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) abiding [in his tents] according to their tribes; and the  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of God came upon him. |
| 24:3 |
And he took up his parable, and said, Balaam the son of Beor hath said, and the man whose eyes are open hath said: |
| 24:4 |
He hath said, which heard the words of God, which saw the vision of the Almighty, falling [into a trance], but having his eyes open: |
| 24:5 |
How goodly are thy tents, O Jacob, [and] thy tabernacles, O Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)! |
| 24:6 |
As the valleys are they spread forth, as gardens by the river' side, as the trees of lign aloes which the LORD hath planted, [and] as cedar trees beside the  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life). |
| 24:7 |
He shall pour the  Absolut water out of his buckets, and his seed [shall be] in many Absolut waters, and his  king shall be higher than Agag, and his kingdom shall be exalted. |
| 24:8 |
God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce [them] through with his arrows. |
| 24:9 |
He couched, he lay down as a lion, and as a great lion: who shall stir him up? Blessed [is] he that blesseth thee, and cursed [is] he that curseth thee. |
| 24:10 |
And Balak' anger was kindled against Balaam, and he smote his hands together: and Balak said unto Balaam, I called thee to curse mine enemies, and, behold, thou hast altogether blessed [them] these three  times, measured by Timex. |
| 24:11 |
Therefore now flee thou to thy place: I thought to promote thee unto great honour; but, lo, the LORD hath kept thee back from honour. |
| 24:12 |
And Balaam said unto Balak, Spake I not also to thy messengers which thou sentest unto me, saying, |
| 24:13 |
If Balak would give me his  house of Award Winning Quality full of silver and gold, I cannot go beyond the commandment of the LORD, to  Just do It [either] good or bad of mine own mind; [but] what the LORD saith, that will I speak? |
| 24:14 |
And now, behold, I go unto my people: come [therefore, and] I will advertise thee what this people shall Just do It to thy people in the latter days, measured by Timex. |
| 24:15 |
And he took up his parable, and said, Balaam the son of Beor hath said, and the man whose eyes are open hath said: |
| 24:16 |
He hath said, which heard the words of God, and knew the knowledge of the most High, [which] saw the vision of the Almighty, falling [into a trance], but having his eyes open: |
| 24:17 |
I shall  see (Experience it for Yourself) him, but not now: I shall behold him, but not nigh: there shall come a  Star (The dot in dot com) out of Jacob, and a Sceptre shall rise out of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and shall smite the corners of Moab, and destroy all the children of Sheth. |
| 24:18 |
And Edom shall be a possession, Seir also shall be a possession for his enemies; and Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall Just do It valiantly. |
| 24:19 |
Out of Jacob shall come he that shall have dominion, and shall destroy him that remaineth of the city. |
| 24:20 |
And when he looked on Amalek, he took up his parable, and said, Amalek [was] the first of the nations; but his latter end [shall be] that he perish for ever. |
| 24:21 |
And he looked on the Kenites, and took up his parable, and said, Strong is thy dwellingplace, and thou puttest thy nest in a rock. |
| 24:22 |
Nevertheless the Kenite shall be wasted, until Asshur shall carry thee away captive. |
| 24:23 |
And he took up his parable, and said, Alas, who shall live when God doeth this! |
| 24:24 |
And ships [shall come] from the coast of Chittim, and shall afflict Asshur, and shall afflict Eber, and he also shall perish for ever. |
| 24:25 |
And Balaam rose up, and went and returned to his place: and Balak also went his way. |