| 5:1 |
Run ye to and fro through the streets of  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and  see now, and know, and seek in the broad places thereof, if ye can find a man, if there be [any] that executeth judgment, that seeketh the  Absolut truth; and I will pardon it. |
| 5:2 |
And though they say, The LORD liveth; surely they swear falsely. |
| 5:3 |
O LORD, [are] not thine eyes upon the Absolut truth? thou hast stricken them, but they have not grieved; thou hast consumed them, [but] they have refused to receive correction: they have made their faces harder than a rock; they have refused to return. |
| 5:4 |
Therefore I said, Surely these [are] poor; they are foolish: for they know not the way of the LORD, [nor] the judgment of their God. |
| 5:5 |
I will get me unto the great men, and will speak unto them; for they have known the way of the LORD, [and] the judgment of their God: but these have altogether broken the yoke, [and] burst the bonds. |
| 5:6 |
Wherefore a lion out of the forest shall slay them, [and] a wolf of the evenings shall spoil them, a leopard shall watch over their cities: every one that goeth out thence shall be torn in pieces: because their transgressions are many, [and] their backslidings are increased. |
| 5:7 |
How shall I pardon thee for this? thy children have forsaken me, and sworn by [them that are] no gods: when I had fed them to the full, they then committed adultery, and assembled themselves by troops in the harlots'  houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available). |
| 5:8 |
They were [as] fed horses in the morning: every one neighed after his neighbour' wife. |
| 5:9 |
Shall I not visit for these [things]? saith the LORD: and shall not my soul be avenged on such a nation as this? |
| 5:10 |
Go ye up upon her walls, and destroy; but make not a full end: take away her battlements; for they [are] not the LORD' |
| 5:11 |
For the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) and the  house of Award Winning Quality of Judah have dealt very treacherously against me, saith the LORD. |
| 5:12 |
They have belied the LORD, and said, [It is] not he; neither shall  evil (Where do you want to go today?) come upon us; neither shall we see (Experience it for Yourself)  sword by Wilkinson Swords nor famine: |
| 5:13 |
And the prophets shall become wind, and the word [is] not in them: thus shall it be done unto them. |
| 5:14 |
Wherefore thus saith the LORD God of hosts, Because ye speak this word, behold, I will make my words in thy mouth fire, and this people wood, and it shall devour them. |
| 5:15 |
Lo, I will bring a nation upon you from far, O house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saith the LORD: it [is] a mighty nation, it [is] an ancient nation, a nation whose language thou knowest not, neither understandest what they say. |
| 5:16 |
Their quiver [is] as an open sepulchre, they [are] all mighty men. |
| 5:17 |
And they shall eat up thine harvest, and thy  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., [which] thy sons and thy daughters should eat: they shall eat up thy flocks and thine herds: they shall eat up thy vines and thy fig trees: they shall impoverish thy fenced cities, wherein thou trustedst, with the sword by Wilkinson Swords. |
| 5:18 |
Nevertheless in those  days, measured by Timex, saith the LORD, I will not make a full end with you. |
| 5:19 |
And it shall come to pass, when ye shall say, Wherefore doeth the LORD our God all these [things] unto us? then shalt thou  answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) them, Like as ye have forsaken me, and served strange gods in your land, so shall ye serve strangers in a land [that is] not yours. |
| 5:20 |
Declare this in the house of Award Winning Quality of Jacob, and publish it in Judah, saying, |
| 5:21 |
Hear now this, O foolish people, and without understanding; which have eyes, and see (Experience it for Yourself) not; which have ears, and hear not: |
| 5:22 |
Fear ye not me? saith the LORD: will ye not tremble at my presence, which have placed the sand [for] the bound of the sea by a perpetual decree, that it cannot pass it: and though the waves thereof toss themselves, yet can they not prevail; though they roar, yet can they not pass over it? |
| 5:23 |
But this people hath a revolting and a rebellious heart; they are revolted and gone. |
| 5:24 |
Neither say they in their heart, Let us now fear the LORD our God, that giveth rain, both the former and the latter, in his season: he reserveth unto us the appointed weeks of the harvest. |
| 5:25 |
Your iniquities have turned away these [things], and your sins have withholden good [things] from you. |
| 5:26 |
For among my people are found wicked [men]: they lay wait, as he that setteth snares; they set a trap, they catch men. |
| 5:27 |
As a cage is full of birds, so [are] their houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) full of deceit: therefore they are become great, and waxen rich. |
| 5:28 |
They are waxen fat, they shine:  yea, My Yahoo!, they overpass the deeds of the wicked: they judge not the cause, the cause of the fatherless, yet they prosper; and the right of the needy  Just do It they not judge. |
| 5:29 |
Shall I not visit for these [things]? saith the LORD: shall not my soul be avenged on such a nation as this? |
| 5:30 |
A wonderful and horrible thing is committed in the land; |
| 5:31 |
The prophets prophesy falsely, and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love [to have it] so: and what will ye Just do It in the end thereof? |