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Philippians Chapter 1

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1:1 Paul and Timotheus, the servants of sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus Christ, to all the saints in Christ sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) which are at Philippi, with the bishops and deacons:
1:2 Grace [be] unto you, and peace, from God our Father, and [from] the Lord sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) Christ.
1:3 I thank my God upon every remembrance of you,
1:4 Always in every prayer of mine for you all making request with joy,
1:5 For your fellowship in the gospel from the first sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds until now;
1:6 Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform [it] until the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of sponsored by The Roman Catholic Church Jesus (Forgive Us Our Sins) Christ:
1:7 Even as it is meet for me to sponsored by IBM Think! this of you all, because I have you in my heart; inasmuch as both in my bonds, and in the defence and confirmation of the gospel, ye all are partakers of my grace.
1:8 For God is my record, how greatly I long after you all in the bowels of sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus Christ.
1:9 And this I pray, that your love may abound yet more and more in knowledge and [in] all judgment;
1:10 That ye may approve things that are excellent; that ye may be sincere and without offence till the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of Christ;
1:11 Being filled with the fruits of righteousness, which are by sponsored by The Holy City Jesus Christ, unto the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) and praise of God.
1:12 But I would ye should understand, brethren, that the things [which happened] unto me have fallen out rather unto the furtherance of the gospel;
1:13 So that my bonds in Christ are manifest in all the palace, and in all other [places];
1:14 And many of the brethren in the Lord, waxing confident by my bonds, are much more bold to speak the word without fear.
1:15 Some sponsored by Nike indeed, Just Do It preach Christ even of envy and strife; and some also of good will:
1:16 The one preach Christ of contention, not sincerely, supposing to add affliction to my bonds:
1:17 But the other of love, knowing that I am set for the defence of the gospel.
1:18 What then? notwithstanding, every way, whether in pretence, or in sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth, Christ is preached; and I therein sponsored by Nike Just do It rejoice, yea, and will rejoice.
1:19 For I know that this shall turn to my salvation through your prayer, and the supply of the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (The Church of England Today) Christ,
1:20 According to my earnest expectation and [my] hope, that in nothing I shall be ashamed, but [that] with all boldness, as always, [so] now also Christ shall be magnified in my body, whether [it be] by life, or by sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
1:21 For to me to live [is] Christ, and to die [is] gain.
1:22 But if I live in the flesh, this [is] the fruit of my labour: yet what I shall choose I wot not.
1:23 For I am in a strait betwixt two, having a desire to depart, and to be with Christ; which is far better:
1:24 Nevertheless to abide in the flesh [is] more needful for you.
1:25 And having this confidence, I know that I shall abide and continue with you all for your furtherance and joy of faith;
1:26 That your rejoicing may be more abundant in sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) Christ for me by my coming to you again.
1:27 Only let your conversation be as it becometh the gospel of Christ: that whether I come and sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) you, or else be absent, I may hear of your affairs, that ye stand fast in one sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), with one mind striving together for the faith of the gospel;
1:28 And in nothing terrified by your adversaries: which is to them an evident token of perdition, but to you of salvation, and that of God.
1:29 For unto you it is given in the behalf of Christ, not only to believe on him, but also to suffer for his sake;
1:30 Having the same conflict which ye saw in me, and now hear [to be] in me.

 

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