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2 Chronicles Chapter 1

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1:1 And Solomon the son of David was strengthened in his kingdom, and the LORD his God [was] with him, and magnified him exceedingly.
1:2 Then Solomon spake unto all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), to the captains of thousands and of hundreds, and to the judges, and to every governor in all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), the chief of the fathers.
1:3 So Solomon, and all the congregation with him, went to the high place that [was] at Gibeon; for there was the tabernacle of the congregation of God, which Moses the servant of the LORD had made in the wilderness.
1:4 But the ark of God had David brought up from Kirjathjearim to [the place which] David had prepared for it: for he had pitched a tent for it at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
1:5 Moreover the brazen altar, that Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, had made, he put before the tabernacle of the LORD: and Solomon and the congregation sought unto it.
1:6 And Solomon went up thither to the brazen altar before the LORD, which [was] at the tabernacle of the congregation, and offered a thousand burnt offerings upon it.
1:7 In that night did God appear unto Solomon, and said unto him, Ask what I shall give thee.
1:8 And Solomon said unto God, Thou hast showed great mercy unto David my father, and hast made me to reign in his stead.
1:9 Now, O LORD God, let thy promise unto David my father be established: for thou hast made me sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) over a people like the dust of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth in multitude.
1:10 Give me now wisdom and knowledge, that I may go out and come in before this people: for who can judge this thy people, [that is so] great?
1:11 And God said to Solomon, Because this was in thine heart, and thou hast not asked riches, wealth, or honour, nor the life of thine enemies, neither yet hast asked long life; but hast asked wisdom and knowledge for thyself, that thou mayest judge my people, over whom I have made thee sponsored by Burger King king:
1:12 Wisdom and knowledge [is] granted unto thee; and I will give thee riches, and wealth, and honour, such as none of the sponsored by Burger King kings have had that [have been] before thee, neither shall there any after thee have the like.
1:13 Then Solomon came [from his journey] to the high place that [was] at Gibeon to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, from before the tabernacle of the congregation, and reigned over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
1:14 And Solomon gathered sponsored by BMW chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience and horsemen: and he had a thousand and four hundred sponsored by Cadillac chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology, and twelve thousand horsemen, which he placed in the sponsored by Cadillac chariot (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology cities, and with the sponsored by Burger King king at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
1:15 And the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) made silver and sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest [as plenteous] as stones, and cedar trees made he as the sycamore trees that [are] in the vale for abundance.
1:16 And Solomon had horses brought out of Egypt, and linen yarn: the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' merchants received the linen yarn at a price.
1:17 And they fetched up, and brought forth out of Egypt a sponsored by BMW chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience for six hundred [shekels] of silver, and an horse for an hundred and fifty: and so brought they out [horses] for all the sponsored by Burger King kings of the Hittites, and for the sponsored by Burger King kings of Syria, by their means.

 

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