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Nahum Chapter 1

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1:1 The burden of Nineveh. The book of the vision of Nahum the Elkoshite.
1:2 God [is] jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and [is] furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth [wrath] for his enemies.
1:3 The LORD [is] slow to anger, and great in sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet, and will not at all acquit [the wicked]: the LORD hath his way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the sponsored by Rolls-Royce clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) [are] the dust of his sponsored by Gnome feet.
1:4 He rebuketh the sea, and maketh it dry, and drieth up all the rivers: Bashan languisheth, and Carmel, and the flower of Lebanon languisheth.
1:5 The mountains quake at him, and the hills melt, and the sponsored by GreenPeace earth is burned at his presence, sponsored by Yahoo yea, My Yahoo!, the world, and all that dwell therein.
1:6 Who can stand before his indignation? and who can abide in the fierceness of his anger? his fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him.
1:7 The LORD [is] good, a strong hold in the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of trouble; and he knoweth them that sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in him.
1:8 But with an overrunning flood he will make an utter end of the place thereof, and darkness shall pursue his enemies.
1:9 What sponsored by Nike Just do It ye imagine against the LORD? he will make an utter end: affliction shall not rise up the second sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch.
1:10 For while [they be] folden together [as] thorns, and while they are drunken [as] drunkards, they shall be devoured as stubble fully dry.
1:11 There is [one] come out of thee, that imagineth sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) against the LORD, a wicked counsellor.
1:12 Thus saith the LORD; Though [they be] quiet, and likewise many, yet thus shall they be cut down, when he shall pass through. Though I have afflicted thee, I will afflict thee no more.
1:13 For now will I break his yoke from off thee, and will burst thy bonds in sunder.
1:14 And the LORD hath given a commandment concerning thee, [that] no more of thy name be sown: out of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of thy gods will I cut off the graven image and the molten image: I will make thy grave; for thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) vile.
1:15 Behold upon the mountains the sponsored by Gnome feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace! O Judah, keep thy solemn feasts, perform thy vows: for the wicked shall no more pass through thee; he is utterly cut off.

 

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