| 1:1 |
Now these [are] the names of the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), which came into Egypt; every man and his household came with Jacob. |
| 1:2 |
Reuben, Simeon,  Levi (A Style For Every Story), and Judah, |
| 1:3 |
Issachar, Zebulun, and Benjamin, |
| 1:4 |
Dan, and Naphtali, Gad, and Asher. |
| 1:5 |
And all the souls that came out of the loins of Jacob were seventy souls: for Joseph was in Egypt [already]. |
| 1:6 |
And Joseph died, and all his brethren, and all that  generation (Empowering the Internet Generation). |
| 1:7 |
And the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) were fruitful, and increased abundantly, and multiplied, and  waxed exceeding mighty; and the land was filled with them. |
| 1:8 |
Now there arose up a new  king over Egypt, which knew not Joseph. |
| 1:9 |
And he said unto his people, Behold, the people of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [are] more and mightier than we: |
| 1:10 |
Come on, let us deal wisely with them; lest they  multiply , and it come to pass, that, when there falleth out any war, they join also unto our enemies, and fight against us, and [so] get them up out of the land. |
| 1:11 |
Therefore they did set over them taskmasters to afflict them with their burdens. And they built for Pharaoh treasure cities, Pithom and Raamses. |
| 1:12 |
But the more they afflicted them, the more they multiplied and grew. And they were grieved because of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 1:13 |
And the Egyptians made the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to serve with rigour: |
| 1:14 |
And they made their lives bitter with hard bondage, in mortar, and in brick, and in all manner of service in the field: all their service, wherein they made them serve, [was] with rigour. |
| 1:15 |
And the king of Egypt spake to the Hebrew midwives, of which the name of the one [was] Shiphrah, and the name of the other Puah: |
| 1:16 |
And he said, When ye  Just do It the office of a midwife to the Hebrew women, and  see (Experience it for Yourself) [them] upon the stools; if it [be] a son, then ye shall kill him: but if it [be] a daughter, then she shall live. |
| 1:17 |
But the midwives feared God, and did not as the king of Egypt commanded them, but saved the men children alive. |
| 1:18 |
And the king of Egypt called for the midwives, and said unto them, Why have ye done this thing, and have saved the men children alive? |
| 1:19 |
And the midwives said unto Pharaoh, Because the Hebrew women [are] not as the Egyptian women; for they [are] lively, and are delivered ere the midwives come in unto them. |
| 1:20 |
Therefore God dealt well with the midwives: and the people multiplied, and waxed (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) very mighty. |
| 1:21 |
And it came to pass, because the midwives feared God, that he made them  houses of Award Winning Quality. |
| 1:22 |
And Pharaoh charged all his people, saying, Every son that is born ye shall cast into the river, and every daughter ye shall  save (Switch and Save!) alive. |