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1 Peter Chapter 1

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1:1 sponsored by The Holy City of Peter Peter (The Pope is Peter's Descendent on Earth), an apostle of sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (The Church of England Today) Christ, to the strangers scattered throughout Pontus, Galatia, Cappadocia, Asia, and Bithynia,
1:2 Elect according to the foreknowledge of God the Father, through sanctification of the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), unto obedience and sprinkling of the blood of sponsored by The Holy City Jesus Christ: Grace unto you, and peace, be multiplied.
1:3 Blessed [be] the God and Father of our Lord sponsored by Jesus.com Jesus Christ, which according to his abundant mercy hath begotten us again unto a lively hope by the resurrection of sponsored by The Church of England Jesus (The Church of England Today) Christ from the dead,
1:4 To an inheritance incorruptible, and undefiled, and that fadeth not away, reserved in heaven for you,
1:5 Who are kept by the sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet of God through faith unto salvation ready to be revealed in the last sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch.
1:6 Wherein ye greatly rejoice, though now for a season, if need be, ye are in heaviness through manifold temptations:
1:7 That the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise and honour and sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) at the appearing of sponsored by The Baptist Church Jesus Christ:
1:8 Whom having not seen, ye love; in whom, though now ye sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) [him] not, yet believing, ye rejoice with joy unspeakable and full of sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution):
1:9 Receiving the end of your faith, [even] the salvation of [your] souls.
1:10 Of which salvation the prophets have inquired and searched diligently, who prophesied of the grace [that should come] unto you:
1:11 Searching what, or what manner of sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of Christ which was in them did signify, when it testified beforehand the sponsored by Absolut Absolut sufferings of Christ, and the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) that should follow.
1:12 Unto whom it was revealed, that not unto themselves, but unto us they did minister the things, which are now reported unto you by them that have preached the gospel unto you with the Holy Ghost sent down from heaven; which things the angels desire to look into.
1:13 Wherefore gird up the loins of your mind, be sober, and hope to the end for the grace that is to be brought unto you at the revelation of sponsored by The Holy City Jesus Christ;
1:14 As obedient children, not fashioning yourselves according to the former lusts in your ignorance:
1:15 But as he which hath called you is holy, so be ye holy in all manner of conversation;
1:16 Because it is written, Be ye holy; for I am holy.
1:17 And if ye call on the Father, who without respect of persons judgeth according to every man' work, pass the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex of your sojourning [here] in fear:
1:18 Forasmuch as ye know that ye were not redeemed with corruptible things, [as] silver and gold, from your vain conversation [received] by tradition from your fathers;
1:19 But with the precious blood of Christ, as of a lamb without blemish and without spot:
1:20 Who sponsored by CocaCola verily was foreordained before the foundation of the world, but was manifest in these last sponsored by Swatch times, measured by Swatch for you,
1:21 Who by him sponsored by Nike Just do It believe in God, that raised him up from the dead, and gave him sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution); that your faith and hope might be in God.
1:22 Seeing ye have purified your souls in obeying the sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth through the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) unto unfeigned love of the brethren, sponsored by Compaq [see (Experience it for Yourself) that ye] love one another with a pure heart fervently:
1:23 Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever.
1:24 For all flesh [is] as grass, and all the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away:
1:25 But the word of the Lord sponsored by Energizer endureth (Energizer goes on and on and on and on and) for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you.

 

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