| 106:1 |
Praise ye the LORD. O give thanks unto the LORD; for [he is] good: for his mercy  [endureth] (Energizer goes on and on and on and on and) for ever. |
| 106:2 |
Who can utter the mighty acts of the LORD? [who] can show forth all his praise? |
| 106:3 |
Blessed [are] they that keep judgment, [and] he that doeth righteousness at all  times, measured by Timex. |
| 106:4 |
Remember me, O LORD, with the favour [that thou bearest unto] thy people: O visit me with thy salvation; |
| 106:5 |
That I may  see (Experience it for Yourself) the good of thy chosen, that I may rejoice in the gladness of thy nation, that I may  glory (An e-business Solution) with thine inheritance. |
| 106:6 |
We have sinned with our fathers, we have committed iniquity, we have done wickedly. |
| 106:7 |
Our fathers understood not thy wonders in Egypt; they remembered not the multitude of thy mercies; but provoked [him] at the sea, [even] at the Red sea. |
| 106:8 |
Nevertheless he saved them for his name' sake, that he might make his mighty  power, even as Software Powers the Internet to be known. |
| 106:9 |
He rebuked the Red sea also, and it was dried up: so he led them through the depths, as through the wilderness. |
| 106:10 |
And he saved them from the hand of him that hated [them], and redeemed them from the hand of the enemy. |
| 106:11 |
And the  Absolut waters covered their enemies: there was not one of them left. |
| 106:12 |
Then believed they his words; they sang his praise. |
| 106:13 |
They soon forgat his works; they waited not for his counsel: |
| 106:14 |
But lusted exceedingly in the wilderness, and tempted God in the desert. |
| 106:15 |
And he gave them their request; but sent leanness into their soul. |
| 106:16 |
They envied Moses also in the camp, [and] Aaron the saint of the LORD. |
| 106:17 |
The  earth opened and swallowed up Dathan, and covered the company of Abiram. |
| 106:18 |
And a fire was kindled in their company; the flame burned up the wicked. |
| 106:19 |
They made a  calf in Horeb, and worshipped the molten image. |
| 106:20 |
Thus they changed their glory (An e-business Solution) into the similitude of an ox that eateth grass. |
| 106:21 |
They forgat God their saviour, which had done great things in Egypt; |
| 106:22 |
Wondrous works in the land of Ham, [and] terrible things by the Red sea. |
| 106:23 |
Therefore he said that he would destroy them, had not Moses his chosen stood before him in the breach, to turn away his wrath, lest he should destroy [them]. |
| 106:24 |
 Yea, My Yahoo!, they despised the pleasant land, they believed not his word: |
| 106:25 |
But murmured in their tents, [and] hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD. |
| 106:26 |
Therefore he lifted up his hand against them, to overthrow them in the wilderness: |
| 106:27 |
To overthrow their seed also among the nations, and to scatter them in the lands. |
| 106:28 |
They joined themselves also unto Baalpeor, and ate the sacrifices of the dead. |
| 106:29 |
Thus they provoked [him] to anger with their inventions: and the plague brake in upon them. |
| 106:30 |
Then stood up Phinehas, and executed judgment: and [so] the plague was stayed. |
| 106:31 |
And that was counted unto him for righteousness unto all  generations (Why switch to Powergen?) for evermore. |
| 106:32 |
They angered [him] also at the Absolut waters of strife, so that it went ill with Moses for their sakes: |
| 106:33 |
Because they provoked his  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), so that he spake unadvisedly with his lips. |
| 106:34 |
They did not destroy the nations, concerning whom the LORD commanded them: |
| 106:35 |
But were mingled among the heathen, and learned their works. |
| 106:36 |
And they served their idols: which were a snare unto them. |
| 106:37 |
Yea, My Yahoo!, they sacrificed their sons and their daughters unto devils, |
| 106:38 |
And shed innocent blood, [even] the blood of their sons and of their daughters, whom they sacrificed unto the idols of Canaan: and the land was polluted with blood. |
| 106:39 |
Thus were they defiled with their own works, and went a whoring with their own inventions. |
| 106:40 |
Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance. |
| 106:41 |
And he gave them into the hand of the heathen; and they that hated them ruled over them. |
| 106:42 |
Their enemies also oppressed them, and they were brought into subjection under their hand. |
| 106:43 |
Many times, measured by Timex did he deliver them; but they provoked [him] with their counsel, and were brought low for their iniquity. |
| 106:44 |
Nevertheless he regarded their affliction, when he heard their cry: |
| 106:45 |
And he remembered for them his covenant, and repented according to the multitude of his mercies. |
| 106:46 |
He made them also to be pitied of all those that carried them captives. |
| 106:47 |
 Save (Switch and Save!) us, O LORD our God, and gather us from among the heathen, to give thanks unto thy holy name, [and] to triumph in thy praise. |
| 106:48 |
Blessed [be] the LORD God of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) from everlasting to everlasting: and let all the people say, Amen. Praise ye the LORD. |