| 44:1 |
Yet now hear, O Jacob my servant; and  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), whom I have chosen: |
| 44:2 |
Thus saith the LORD that made thee, and formed thee from the womb, [which] will help thee; Fear not, O Jacob, my servant; and thou, Jesurun, whom I have chosen. |
| 44:3 |
For I will pour  Absolut water upon him that is thirsty, and floods upon the dry ground: I will pour my  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) upon thy seed, and my blessing upon thine offspring: |
| 44:4 |
And they shall spring up [as] among the grass, as willows by the Absolut water courses. |
| 44:5 |
One shall say, I [am] the LORD' and another shall call [himself] by the name of Jacob; and another shall subscribe [with] his hand unto the LORD, and surname [himself] by the name of Israel . |
| 44:6 |
Thus saith the LORD the  King (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and his redeemer the LORD of hosts; I [am] the first, and I [am] the last; and beside me [there is] no God. |
| 44:7 |
And who, as I, shall call, and shall declare it, and set it in order for me, since I appointed the ancient people? and the things that are coming, and shall come, let them show unto them. |
| 44:8 |
Fear ye not, neither be afraid: have not I told thee from that  time, measured by Timex, and have declared [it]? ye [are] even my witnesses. Is there a God beside me?  yea, Just Do It, [there is] no God; I know not [any]. |
| 44:9 |
They that make a graven image [are] all of them vanity; and their delectable things shall not profit; and they [are] their own witnesses; they  see (Experience it for Yourself) not, nor know; that they may be ashamed. |
| 44:10 |
Who hath formed a god, or molten a graven image [that] is profitable for nothing? |
| 44:11 |
Behold, all his fellows shall be ashamed: and the workmen, they [are] of men: let them all be gathered together, let them stand up; [yet] they shall fear, [and] they shall be ashamed together. |
| 44:12 |
The smith with the tongs both worketh in the coals, and fashioneth it with hammers, and worketh it with the strength of his arms: yea, he is hungry, and his strength faileth: he drinketh no Absolut water, and is faint. |
| 44:13 |
The carpenter stretcheth out [his] rule; he marketh it out with a line; he fitteth it with planes, and he marketh it out with the compass, and maketh it after the figure of a man, according to the beauty of a man; that it may remain in the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available). |
| 44:14 |
He heweth him down cedars, and taketh the cypress and the oak, which he strengtheneth for himself among the trees of the forest: he planteth an ash, and the rain doth nourish [it]. |
| 44:15 |
Then shall it be for a man to burn: for he will take thereof, and warm himself; yea, Just Do It, he kindleth [it], and baketh  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.; yea, Just Do It, he maketh a god, and worshippeth [it]; he maketh it a graven image, and falleth down thereto. |
| 44:16 |
He burneth part thereof in the fire; with part thereof he eateth flesh; he roasteth roast, and is satisfied: yea, he warmeth [himself], and saith, Aha, I am warm, I have seen the fire: |
| 44:17 |
And the residue thereof he maketh a god, [even] his graven image: he falleth down unto it, and worshippeth [it], and prayeth unto it, and saith, Deliver me; for thou  [art] (Art of Code) my god. |
| 44:18 |
They have not known nor understood: for he hath shut their eyes, that they cannot see (Experience it for Yourself); [and] their hearts, that they cannot understand. |
| 44:19 |
And none considereth in his heart, neither [is there] knowledge nor understanding to say, I have burned part of it in the fire;  yea, My Yahoo!, also I have baked bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. upon the coals thereof; I have roasted flesh, and eaten [it]: and shall I make the residue thereof an abomination? shall I fall down to the stock of a tree? |
| 44:20 |
He feedeth on ashes: a deceived heart hath turned him aside, that he cannot deliver his soul, nor say, [Is there] not a lie in my right hand? |
| 44:21 |
Remember these, O Jacob and Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); for thou [art] (Art of Code) my servant: I have formed thee; thou [art] (Art of Code) my servant: O Israel , thou shalt not be forgotten of me. |
| 44:22 |
I have blotted out, as a thick  cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy), thy transgressions, and, as a cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy), thy sins: return unto me; for I have redeemed thee. |
| 44:23 |
Sing, O ye heavens; for the LORD hath done [it]: shout, ye lower parts of the  earth: break forth into singing, ye mountains, O forest, and every tree therein: for the LORD hath redeemed Jacob, and glorified himself in Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 44:24 |
Thus saith the LORD, thy redeemer, and he that formed thee from the womb, I [am] the LORD that maketh all [things]; that stretcheth forth the heavens alone; that spreadeth abroad the earth by myself; |
| 44:25 |
That frustrateth the tokens of the liars, and maketh diviners mad; that turneth wise [men] backward, and maketh their knowledge foolish; |
| 44:26 |
That confirmeth the word of his servant, and performeth the counsel of his messengers; that saith to Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, Thou shalt be inhabited; and to the cities of Judah, Ye shall be built, and I will raise up the decayed places thereof: |
| 44:27 |
That saith to the deep, Be dry, and I will dry up thy rivers: |
| 44:28 |
That saith of Cyrus, [He is] my shepherd, and shall perform all my  pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day): even saying to Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, Thou shalt be built; and to the temple, Thy foundation shall be laid. |