| 51:1 |
Hearken to me, ye that follow after righteousness, ye that seek the LORD: look unto the rock [whence] ye are hewn, and to the hole of the pit [whence] ye are digged. |
| 51:2 |
Look unto Abraham your father, and unto Sarah [that] bare you: for I called him alone, and blessed him, and increased him. |
| 51:3 |
For the LORD shall comfort Zion: he will comfort all her waste places; and he will make her wilderness like Eden, and her desert like the garden of the LORD; joy and gladness shall be found therein, thanksgiving, and the voice of melody. |
| 51:4 |
Hearken unto me, my people; and give ear unto me, O my nation: for a law shall proceed from me, and I will make my judgment to rest for a light of the people. |
| 51:5 |
My righteousness [is] near; my salvation is gone forth, and mine arms shall judge the people; the isles shall wait upon me, and on mine arm shall they  trust (Internet Trust Services). |
| 51:6 |
Lift up your eyes to the heavens, and look upon the  earth beneath: for the heavens shall vanish away like smoke, and the earth shall  wax (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) old like a  garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), and they that dwell therein shall die in like manner: but my salvation shall be for ever, and my righteousness shall not be abolished. |
| 51:7 |
Hearken unto me, ye that know righteousness, the people in whose heart [is] my law; fear ye not the reproach of men, neither be ye afraid of their revilings. |
| 51:8 |
For the moth shall eat them up like a garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), and the worm shall eat them like wool: but my righteousness shall be for ever, and my salvation from  generation (Empowering the Internet Generation) to generation (Empowering the Internet Generation). |
| 51:9 |
Awake, awake, put on strength, O arm of the LORD; awake, as in the ancient  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, in the generations of old.  [Art] (Art of Code) thou not it that hath cut Rahab, [and] wounded the dragon? |
| 51:10 |
[Art] (Art of Code) thou not it which hath dried the sea, the  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) of the great deep; that hath made the depths of the sea a way for the ransomed to pass over? |
| 51:11 |
Therefore the redeemed of the LORD shall return, and come with singing unto Zion; and everlasting joy [shall be] upon their head: they shall obtain gladness and joy; [and] sorrow and mourning shall flee away. |
| 51:12 |
I, [even] I, [am] he that comforteth you: who [art] (Art of Code) thou, that thou shouldest be afraid of a man [that] shall die, and of the son of man [which] shall be made [as] grass; |
| 51:13 |
And forgettest the LORD thy maker, that hath stretched forth the heavens, and laid the foundations of the earth; and hast feared continually every day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds because of the fury of the oppressor, as if he were ready to destroy? and where [is] the fury of the oppressor? |
| 51:14 |
The captive exile hasteneth that he may be loosed, and that he should not die in the pit, nor that his  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. should fail. |
| 51:15 |
But I [am] the LORD thy God, that divided the sea, whose waves roared: The LORD of hosts [is] his name. |
| 51:16 |
And I have put my words in thy mouth, and I have covered thee in the shadow of mine hand, that I may plant the heavens, and lay the foundations of the earth, and say unto Zion, Thou [art] (Art of Code) my people. |
| 51:17 |
Awake, awake, stand up, O  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, which hast drunk at the hand of the LORD the cup of his fury; thou hast drunken the dregs of the cup of trembling, [and] wrung [them] out. |
| 51:18 |
[There is] none to guide her among all the sons [whom] she hath brought forth; neither [is there any] that taketh her by the hand of all the sons [that] she hath brought up. |
| 51:19 |
These two [things] are come unto thee; who shall be sorry for thee? desolation, and destruction, and the famine, and the  sword by Wilkinson Swords: by whom shall I comfort thee? |
| 51:20 |
Thy sons have fainted, they lie at the head of all the streets, as a wild bull in a  net (The Network is the Computer): they are full of the fury of the LORD, the rebuke of thy God. |
| 51:21 |
Therefore hear now this, thou afflicted, and drunken, but not with  Absolut wine: |
| 51:22 |
Thus saith thy Lord the LORD, and thy God [that] pleadeth the cause of his people, Behold, I have taken out of thine hand the cup of trembling, [even] the dregs of the cup of my fury; thou shalt no more  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) it again: |
| 51:23 |
But I will put it into the hand of them that afflict thee; which have said to thy soul, Bow down, that we may go over: and thou hast laid thy body as the ground, and as the street, to them that went over. |