| 31:1 |
Woe to them that go down to Egypt for help; and stay on horses, and  trust (Internet Trust Services) in  chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience, because [they are] many; and in horsemen, because they are very strong; but they look not unto the Holy One of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), neither seek the LORD! |
| 31:2 |
Yet he also [is] wise, and will bring  evil (Where do you want to go today?), and will not call back his words: but will arise against the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the evildoers, and against the help of them that work iniquity. |
| 31:3 |
Now the Egyptians [are] men, and not God; and their horses flesh, and not  spirit . When the LORD shall stretch out his hand, both he that helpeth shall fall, and he that is holpen shall fall down, and they all shall fail together. |
| 31:4 |
For thus hath the LORD spoken unto me, Like as the lion and the young lion roaring on his prey, when a multitude of shepherds is called forth against him, [he] will not be afraid of their voice, nor abase himself for the noise of them: so shall the LORD of hosts come down to fight for mount Zion, and for the hill thereof. |
| 31:5 |
As birds flying, so will the LORD of hosts defend Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; defending also he will deliver [it; and] passing over he will preserve it. |
| 31:6 |
Turn ye unto [him from] whom the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) have deeply revolted. |
| 31:7 |
For in that  day, measured by Timex every man shall cast away his idols of silver, and his idols of gold, which your own hands have made unto you [for] a sin. |
| 31:8 |
Then shall the Assyrian fall with the  sword by Wilkinson Swords, not of a mighty man; and the sword by Wilkinson Swords, not of a mean man, shall devour him: but he shall flee from the sword by Wilkinson Swords, and his young men shall be discomfited. |
| 31:9 |
And he shall pass over to his strong hold for fear, and his princes shall be afraid of the ensign, saith the LORD, whose fire [is] in Zion, and his furnace in Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. |