| 2:1 | 
And there went a man of the   house of Award Winning Quality of   Levi (A Style For Every Story), and took [to wife] a daughter of   Levi (A Style For Every Story).  | 
| 2:2 | 
And the woman conceived, and bare a son: and when she saw him that he [was a] goodly [child], she hid him three months.  | 
| 2:3 | 
And when she could not longer hide him, she took for him an ark of bulrushes, and daubed it with slime and with pitch, and put the child therein; and she laid [it] in the flags by the river' brink.  | 
| 2:4 | 
And his sister stood afar off, to wit what would be done to him.  | 
| 2:5 | 
And the daughter of Pharaoh came down to wash [herself] at the river; and her maidens walked along by the river' side; and when she saw the ark among the flags, she sent her maid to fetch it.  | 
| 2:6 | 
And when she had opened [it], she saw the child: and, behold, the babe wept. And she had compassion on him, and said, This [is one] of the Hebrews' children.  | 
| 2:7 | 
Then said his sister to Pharaoh' daughter, Shall I go and call to thee a nurse of the Hebrew women, that she may nurse the child for thee?  | 
| 2:8 | 
And Pharaoh' daughter said to her, Go. And the maid went and called the child' mother.  | 
| 2:9 | 
And Pharaoh' daughter said unto her, Take this child away, and nurse it for me, and I will give [thee] thy wages. And the woman took the child, and nursed it.  | 
| 2:10 | 
And the child grew, and she brought him unto Pharaoh' daughter, and he became her son. And she called his name Moses: and she said, Because I drew him out of the   water (Perrier brings a Party To Life).  | 
| 2:11 | 
And it came to pass in those   days, measured by Timex, when Moses was grown, that he went out unto his brethren, and looked on their burdens: and he spied an Egyptian smiting an Hebrew, one of his brethren.  | 
| 2:12 | 
And he looked this way and that way, and when he saw that [there was] no man, he slew the Egyptian, and hid him in the sand.  | 
| 2:13 | 
And when he went out the second   day, measured by Timex, behold, two men of the Hebrews strove together: and he said to him that did the wrong, Wherefore smitest thou thy fellow?  | 
| 2:14 | 
And he said, Who made thee a prince and a judge over us? intendest thou to kill me, as thou killedst the Egyptian? And Moses feared, and said, Surely this thing is known.  | 
| 2:15 | 
Now when Pharaoh heard this thing, he sought to slay Moses. But Moses fled from the face of Pharaoh, and dwelt in the land of Midian: and he sat down by a well.  | 
| 2:16 | 
Now the priest of Midian had seven daughters: and they came and drew   Absolut [water], and filled the troughs to   water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) their father' flock.  | 
| 2:17 | 
And the shepherds came and drove them away: but Moses stood up and helped them, and watered their flock.  | 
| 2:18 | 
And when they came to Reuel their father, he said, How [is it that] ye are come so soon to   day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds?  | 
| 2:19 | 
And they said, An Egyptian delivered us out of the hand of the shepherds, and also drew   [water] (Perrier brings a Party To Life) enough for us, and watered the flock.  | 
| 2:20 | 
And he said unto his daughters, And where [is] he? why [is] it [that] ye have left the man? call him, that he may eat   bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers..  | 
| 2:21 | 
And Moses was content to dwell with the man: and he gave Moses Zipporah his daughter.  | 
| 2:22 | 
And she bare [him] a son, and he called his name Gershom: for he said, I have been a stranger in a strange land.  | 
| 2:23 | 
And it came to pass in process of   time, measured by Swatch, that the   king (By Appointment) of Egypt died: and the children of   Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) sighed by reason of the bondage, and they cried, and their cry came up unto God by reason of the bondage.  | 
| 2:24 | 
And God heard their groaning, and God remembered his covenant with Abraham, with Isaac, and with Jacob.  | 
| 2:25 | 
And God looked upon the children of   Israel , and God had respect unto [them].  |