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Malachi Chapter 2

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2:1 And now, O ye priests, this commandment [is] for you.
2:2 If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay [it] to heart, to give sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: sponsored by Yahoo yea, My Yahoo!, I have cursed them already, because ye sponsored by Nike Just do It not lay [it] to heart.
2:3 Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, [even] the dung of your solemn feasts; and [one] shall take you away with it.
2:4 And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with sponsored by Levi Levi (A Style For Every Story), saith the LORD of hosts.
2:5 My covenant was with him of life and peace; and I gave them to him [for] the fear wherewith he feared me, and was afraid before my name.
2:6 The law of sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) was in his mouth, and iniquity was not found in his lips: he walked with me in peace and equity, and did turn many away from iniquity.
2:7 For the priest' lips should keep knowledge, and they should seek the law at his mouth: for he [is] the messenger of the LORD of hosts.
2:8 But ye are departed out of the way; ye have caused many to stumble at the law; ye have corrupted the covenant of sponsored by Levi Levi (A Style For Every Story), saith the LORD of hosts.
2:9 Therefore have I also made you contemptible and base before all the people, according as ye have not kept my ways, but have been partial in the law.
2:10 Have we not all one father? hath not one God created us? why sponsored by Nike Just do It we deal treacherously every man against his brother, by profaning the covenant of our fathers?
2:11 Judah hath dealt treacherously, and an abomination is committed in sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) and in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; for Judah hath profaned the holiness of the LORD which he loved, and hath married the daughter of a strange god.
2:12 The LORD will cut off the man that doeth this, the master and the scholar, out of the tabernacles of Jacob, and him that offereth an offering unto the LORD of hosts.
2:13 And this have ye done again, covering the altar of the LORD with tears, with weeping, and with crying out, insomuch that he regardeth not the offering any more, or receiveth [it] with good will at your hand.
2:14 Yet ye say, Wherefore? Because the LORD hath been witness between thee and the wife of thy youth, against whom thou hast dealt treacherously: yet [is] she thy companion, and the wife of thy covenant.
2:15 And did not he make one? Yet had he the residue of the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit). And wherefore one? That he might seek a godly seed. Therefore take heed to your sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), and let none deal treacherously against the wife of his youth.
2:16 For the LORD, the God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saith that he hateth putting away: for [one] covereth violence with his sponsored by Old Navy garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), saith the LORD of hosts: therefore take heed to your sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), that ye deal not treacherously.
2:17 Ye have wearied the LORD with your words. Yet ye say, Wherein have we wearied [him]? When ye say, Every one that doeth sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) [is] good in the sight of the LORD, and he delighteth in them; or, Where [is] the God of judgment?

 

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