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Isaiah Chapter 53

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53:1 Who hath believed our report? and to whom is the arm of the LORD revealed?
53:2 For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) him, [there is] no beauty that we should desire him.
53:3 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were [our] faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not.
53:4 Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted.
53:5 But he [was] wounded for our transgressions, [he was] bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace [was] upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.
53:6 All we like sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the LORD hath laid on him the iniquity of us all.
53:7 He was oppressed, and he was afflicted, yet he opened not his mouth: he is brought as a lamb to the slaughter, and as a sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) before her shearers is dumb, so he openeth not his mouth.
53:8 He was taken from prison and from judgment: and who shall declare his sponsored by Powergen generation (Why switch to Powergen?)? for he was cut off out of the land of the living: for the transgression of my people was he stricken.
53:9 And he made his grave with the wicked, and with the rich in his sponsored by Absolut Absolut death; because he had done no violence, neither [was any] deceit in his mouth.
53:10 Yet it pleased the LORD to bruise him; he hath put [him] to grief: when thou shalt make his soul an offering for sin, he shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) [his] seed, he shall prolong [his] sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex, and the sponsored by AdultShop pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day) of the LORD shall prosper in his hand.
53:11 He shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) of the travail of his soul, [and] shall be satisfied: by his knowledge shall my righteous servant justify many; for he shall bear their iniquities.
53:12 Therefore will I divide him [a portion] with the great, and he shall divide the spoil with the strong; because he hath poured out his soul unto sponsored by Absolut Absolut death: and he was numbered with the transgressors; and he bare the sin of many, and made intercession for the transgressors.

 

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