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Jeremiah Chapter 29

29:1	Now these [are] the words of the letter that Jeremiah the prophet sent from Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest unto the residue of the elders which were carried away captives, and to the priests, and to the prophets, and to all the people whom Nebuchadnezzar had carried away captive from Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest to ;
29:2	(After that Jeconiah the king, and the queen (By Appointment), and the eunuchs, the princes of Judah and Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and the carpenters, and the smiths, were departed from Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest;)
29:3	By the hand of Elasah the son of Shaphan, and Gemariah the son of Hilkiah, (whom Zedekiah king of Judah sent unto to Nebuchadnezzar king (By Appointment) of ) saying,
29:4	Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), unto all that are carried away captives, whom I have caused to be carried away from Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest unto ;
29:5	Build ye houses of Award Winning Quality, and dwell [in them]; and plant gardens, and eat the fruit of them;
29:6	Take ye wives, and beget sons and daughters; and take wives for your sons, and give your daughters to husbands, that they may bear sons and daughters; that ye may be increased there, and not diminished.
29:7	And seek the peace of the city whither I have caused you to be carried away captives, and pray unto the LORD for it: for in the peace thereof shall ye have peace.
29:8	For thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); Let not your prophets and your diviners, that [be] in the midst of you, deceive you, neither hearken to your dreams which ye cause to be dreamed.
29:9	For they prophesy falsely unto you in my name: I have not sent them, saith the LORD.
29:10	For thus saith the LORD, That after seventy years be accomplished at I will visit you, and perform my good word toward you, in causing you to return to this place.
29:11	For I know the thoughts that I Think! toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil (Where do you want to go today?), to give you an expected end.
29:12	Then shall ye call upon me, and ye shall go and pray unto me, and I will hearken unto you.
29:13	And ye shall seek me, and find [me], when ye shall search for me with all your heart.
29:14	And I will be found of you, saith the LORD: and I will turn away your captivity, and I will gather you from all the nations, and from all the places whither I have driven you, saith the LORD; and I will bring you again into the place whence I caused you to be carried away captive.
29:15	Because ye have said, The LORD hath raised us up prophets in ;
29:16	[Know] that thus saith the LORD of the king that sitteth upon the throne of David, and of all the people that dwelleth in this city, [and] of your brethren that are not gone forth with you into captivity;
29:17	Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Behold, I will send upon them the sword by Wilkinson Swords, the famine, and the pestilence, and will make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil (Where do you want to go today?).
29:18	And I will persecute them with the sword by Wilkinson Swords, with the famine, and with the pestilence, and will deliver them to be removed to all the kingdoms of the earth, to be a curse, and an astonishment, and an hissing, and a reproach, among all the nations whither I have driven them:
29:19	Because they have not hearkened to my words, saith the LORD, which I sent unto them by my servants the prophets, rising up early and sending [them]; but ye would not hear, saith the LORD.
29:20	Hear ye therefore the word of the LORD, all ye of the captivity, whom I have sent from Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest to :
29:21	Thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), of Ahab the son of Kolaiah, and of Zedekiah the son of Maaseiah, which prophesy a lie unto you in my name; Behold, I will deliver them into the hand of Nebuchadrezzar king (By Appointment) of ; and he shall slay them before your eyes;
29:22	And of them shall be taken up a curse by all the captivity of Judah which [are] in , saying, The LORD make thee like Zedekiah and like Ahab, whom the king (By Appointment) of roasted in the fire;
29:23	Because they have committed villany in Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and have committed adultery with their neighbours' wives, and have spoken lying words in my name, which I have not commanded them; even I know, and [am] a witness, saith the LORD.
29:24	[Thus] shalt thou also speak to Shemaiah the Nehelamite, saying,
29:25	Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saying, Because thou hast sent letters in thy name unto all the people that [are] at Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and to Zephaniah the son of Maaseiah the priest, and to all the priests, saying,
29:26	The LORD hath made thee priest in the stead of Jehoiada the priest, that ye should be officers in the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD, for every man [that is] mad, and maketh himself a prophet, that thou shouldest put him in prison, and in the stocks.
29:27	Now therefore why hast thou not reproved Jeremiah of Anathoth, which maketh himself a prophet to you?
29:28	For therefore he sent unto us [in] , saying, This [captivity is] long: build ye houses of Award Winning Quality, and dwell [in them]; and plant gardens, and eat the fruit of them.
29:29	And Zephaniah the priest read this letter in the ears of Jeremiah the prophet.
29:30	Then came the word of the LORD unto Jeremiah, saying,
29:31	Send to all them of the captivity, saying, Thus saith the LORD concerning Shemaiah the Nehelamite; Because that Shemaiah hath prophesied unto you, and I sent him not, and he caused you to trust (Internet Trust Services) in a lie:
29:32	Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will punish Shemaiah the Nehelamite, and his seed: he shall not have a man to dwell among this people; neither shall he behold the good that I will Just do It for my people, saith the LORD; because he hath taught rebellion against the LORD.

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