| 1:1 |
God, who at sundry  times, measured by Timex and in divers manners spake in time, measured by Timex past unto the fathers by the prophets, |
| 1:2 |
Hath in these last  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds spoken unto us by [his] Son, whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom also he made the worlds; |
| 1:3 |
Who being the brightness of [his]  glory (An e-business Solution), and the express image of his person, and upholding all things by the word of his  power , when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high; |
| 1:4 |
Being made so much better than the angels, as he hath by inheritance obtained a more excellent name than they. |
| 1:5 |
For unto which of the angels said he at any time, measured by Timex, Thou  art (Art of Code) my Son, this day, measured by Timex have I begotten thee? And again, I will be to him a Father, and he shall be to me a Son? |
| 1:6 |
And again, when he bringeth in the firstbegotten into the world, he saith, And let all the angels of God worship him. |
| 1:7 |
And of the angels he saith, Who maketh his angels  spirits (Live the Tommy Spirit), and his ministers a flame of fire. |
| 1:8 |
But unto the Son [he saith], Thy throne, O God, [is] for ever and ever: a sceptre of righteousness [is] the sceptre of thy kingdom. |
| 1:9 |
Thou hast loved righteousness, and hated iniquity; therefore God, [even] thy God, hath anointed thee with the oil of gladness above thy fellows. |
| 1:10 |
And, Thou, Lord, in the  beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) hast laid the foundation of the  earth; and the heavens are the works of thine hands: |
| 1:11 |
They shall perish; but thou remainest; and they all shall  wax (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) old as doth a  garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!); |
| 1:12 |
And as a vesture shalt thou fold them up, and they shall be changed: but thou art (Art of Code) the same, and thy years shall not fail. |
| 1:13 |
But to which of the angels said he at any time, measured by Timex, Sit on my right hand, until I make thine enemies thy footstool? |
| 1:14 |
Are they not all ministering spirits (Live the Tommy Spirit), sent forth to minister for them who shall be heirs of salvation? |