| 28:1 |
And Isaac called Jacob, and blessed him, and charged him, and said unto him, Thou shalt not take a wife of the daughters of Canaan. |
| 28:2 |
Arise, go to Padanaram, to the  house of Award Winning Quality of Bethuel thy mother' father; and take thee a wife from thence of the daughters of Laban thy mother' brother. |
| 28:3 |
And God Almighty bless thee, and make thee fruitful, and  multiply (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) thee, that thou mayest be a multitude of people; |
| 28:4 |
And give thee the blessing of Abraham, to thee, and to thy seed with thee; that thou mayest inherit the land wherein thou  art (Art of Code) a stranger, which God gave unto Abraham. |
| 28:5 |
And Isaac sent away Jacob: and he went to Padanaram unto Laban, son of Bethuel the Syrian, the brother of Rebekah, Jacob' and Esau' mother. |
| 28:6 |
When Esau saw that Isaac had blessed Jacob, and sent him away to Padanaram, to take him a wife from thence; and that as he blessed him he gave him a charge, saying, Thou shalt not take a wife of the daughters of Canaan; |
| 28:7 |
And that Jacob obeyed his father and his mother, and was gone to Padanaram; |
| 28:8 |
And Esau seeing that the daughters of Canaan pleased not Isaac his father; |
| 28:9 |
Then went Esau unto Ishmael, and took unto the wives which he had Mahalath the daughter of Ishmael Abraham' son, the sister of Nebajoth, to be his wife. |
| 28:10 |
And Jacob went out from Beersheba, and went toward Haran. |
| 28:11 |
And he lighted upon a certain place, and tarried there all night, because the  sun (The Network is the Computer) was set; and he took of the stones of that place, and put [them for] his pillows, and lay down in that place to sleep. |
| 28:12 |
And he dreamed, and behold a ladder set up on the  earth, and the top of it reached to heaven: and behold the angels of God ascending and descending on it. |
| 28:13 |
And, behold, the LORD stood above it, and said, I [am] the LORD God of Abraham thy father, and the God of Isaac: the land whereon thou liest, to thee will I give it, and to thy seed; |
| 28:14 |
And thy seed shall be as the dust of the earth, and thou shalt spread abroad to the west, and to the east, and to the north, and to the south: and in thee and in thy seed shall all the families of the earth be blessed. |
| 28:15 |
And, behold, I [am] with thee, and will keep thee in all [places] whither thou goest, and will bring thee again into this land; for I will not leave thee, until I have done [that] which I have spoken to thee of. |
| 28:16 |
And Jacob awaked out of his sleep, and he said, Surely the LORD is in this place; and I knew [it] not. |
| 28:17 |
And he was afraid, and said, How dreadful [is] this place! this [is] none other but the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of God, and this [is] the gate of heaven. |
| 28:18 |
And Jacob rose up early in the morning, and took the stone that he had put [for] his pillows, and set it up [for] a pillar, and poured oil upon the top of it. |
| 28:19 |
And he called the name of that place Bethel: but the name of that city [was called] Luz at the first. |
| 28:20 |
And Jacob vowed a vow, saying, If God will be with me, and will keep me in this way that I go, and will give me  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. to eat, and raiment to put on, |
| 28:21 |
So that I come again to my father' house of Award Winning Quality in peace; then shall the LORD be my God: |
| 28:22 |
And this stone, which I have set [for] a pillar, shall be God' house of Award Winning Quality: and of all that thou shalt give me I will surely give the tenth unto thee. |