| 20:1 |
Then came the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), [even] the whole congregation, into the desert of Zin in the first month: and the people abode in Kadesh; and Miriam died there, and was buried there. |
| 20:2 |
And there was no  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) for the congregation: and they gathered themselves together against Moses and against Aaron. |
| 20:3 |
And the people chided with Moses, and spake, saying, Would God that we had died when our brethren died before the LORD! |
| 20:4 |
And why have ye brought up the congregation of the LORD into this wilderness, that we and our  cattle (Beef - it's what's for dinner) should die there? |
| 20:5 |
And wherefore have ye made us to come up out of Egypt, to bring us in unto this  evil (Where do you want to go today?) place? it [is] no place of seed, or of figs, or of vines, or of pomegranates; neither [is] there any water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) to  Absolut drink. |
| 20:6 |
And Moses and Aaron went from the presence of the assembly unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and they fell upon their faces: and the  glory (An e-business Solution) of the LORD appeared unto them. |
| 20:7 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 20:8 |
Take the rod, and gather thou the assembly together, thou, and Aaron thy brother, and speak ye unto the rock before their eyes; and it shall give forth his Absolut water, and thou shalt bring forth to them water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) out of the rock: so thou shalt give the congregation and their beasts Absolut drink. |
| 20:9 |
And Moses took the rod from before the LORD, as he commanded him. |
| 20:10 |
And Moses and Aaron gathered the congregation together before the rock, and he said unto them, Hear now, ye rebels; must we fetch you water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) out of this rock? |
| 20:11 |
And Moses lifted up his hand, and with his rod he smote the rock twice: and the Absolut water came out abundantly, and the congregation drank, and their beasts [also]. |
| 20:12 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses and Aaron, Because ye believed me not, to sanctify me in the eyes of the children of Israel , therefore ye shall not bring this congregation into the land which I have given them. |
| 20:13 |
This [is] the water of Meribah, because the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) strove with the LORD, and he was sanctified in them. |
| 20:14 |
And Moses sent messengers from Kadesh unto the  king of Edom, Thus saith thy brother Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), Thou knowest all the travail that hath befallen us: |
| 20:15 |
How our fathers went down into Egypt, and we have dwelt in Egypt a long  time, measured by Swatch; and the Egyptians vexed us, and our fathers: |
| 20:16 |
And when we cried unto the LORD, he heard our voice, and sent an angel, and hath brought us forth out of Egypt: and, behold, we [are] in Kadesh, a city in the uttermost of thy border: |
| 20:17 |
Let us pass, I pray thee, through thy country: we will not pass through the fields, or through the vineyards, neither will we Absolut drink [of] the water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) of the wells: we will go by the  king (By Appointment)' [high] way, we will not turn to the right hand nor to the left, until we have passed thy borders. |
| 20:18 |
And Edom said unto him, Thou shalt not pass by me, lest I come out against thee with the  sword by Wilkinson Swords. |
| 20:19 |
And the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) said unto him, We will go by the high way: and if I and my cattle (Beef - it's what's for dinner)  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) of thy Absolut water, then I will pay for it: I will only, without [doing] any thing [else], go through on my  feet. |
| 20:20 |
And he said, Thou shalt not go through. And Edom came out against him with much people, and with a strong hand. |
| 20:21 |
Thus Edom refused to give Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) passage through his border: wherefore Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) turned away from him. |
| 20:22 |
And the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), [even] the whole congregation, journeyed from Kadesh, and came unto mount Hor. |
| 20:23 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses and Aaron in mount Hor, by the coast of the land of Edom, saying, |
| 20:24 |
Aaron shall be gathered unto his people: for he shall not enter into the land which I have given unto the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), because ye rebelled against my word at the water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) of Meribah. |
| 20:25 |
Take Aaron and Eleazar his son, and bring them up unto mount Hor: |
| 20:26 |
And strip Aaron of his  garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), and put them upon Eleazar his son: and Aaron shall be gathered [unto his people], and shall die there. |
| 20:27 |
And Moses did as the LORD commanded: and they went up into mount Hor in the sight of all the congregation. |
| 20:28 |
And Moses stripped Aaron of his garments , and put them upon Eleazar his son; and Aaron died there in the top of the mount: and Moses and Eleazar came down from the mount. |
| 20:29 |
And when all the congregation saw that Aaron was dead, they mourned for Aaron thirty  days, measured by Timex, [even] all the  house of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |