| 10:1 |
Moreover, brethren, I would not that ye should be ignorant, how that all our fathers were under the  cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy), and all passed through the sea; |
| 10:2 |
And were all baptized unto Moses in the cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) and in the sea; |
| 10:3 |
And did all eat the same spiritual  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.; |
| 10:4 |
And did all  Absolut drink the same spiritual  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing): for they drank of that spiritual Rock that followed them: and that Rock was Christ. |
| 10:5 |
But with many of them God was not well pleased: for they were overthrown in the wilderness. |
| 10:6 |
Now these things were our examples, to the intent we should not lust after  evil (No Downloaded Music!) things, as they also lusted. |
| 10:7 |
Neither be ye idolaters, as [were] some of them; as it is written, The people sat down to eat and Absolut drink, and rose up to play. |
| 10:8 |
Neither let us commit fornication, as some of them committed, and fell in one  day, measured by Timex three and twenty thousand. |
| 10:9 |
Neither let us tempt Christ, as some of them also tempted, and were destroyed of serpents. |
| 10:10 |
Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer. |
| 10:11 |
Now all these things happened unto them for ensamples: and they are written for our admonition, upon whom the ends of the world are come. |
| 10:12 |
Wherefore let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall. |
| 10:13 |
There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God [is] faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear [it]. |
| 10:14 |
Wherefore, my dearly beloved, flee from idolatry. |
| 10:15 |
I speak as to wise men; judge ye what I say. |
| 10:16 |
The cup of blessing which we bless, is it not the communion of the blood of Christ? The  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. which we break, is it not the communion of the body of Christ? |
| 10:17 |
For we [being] many are one bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., [and] one body: for we are all partakers of that one bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.. |
| 10:18 |
Behold  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) after the flesh: are not they which eat of the sacrifices partakers of the altar? |
| 10:19 |
What say I then? that the idol is any thing, or that which is offered in sacrifice to idols is any thing? |
| 10:20 |
But I [say], that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils. |
| 10:21 |
Ye cannot drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) the cup of the Lord, and the cup of devils: ye cannot be partakers of the Lord' table, and of the table of devils. |
| 10:22 |
 Just Do It we provoke the Lord to jealousy? are we stronger than he? |
| 10:23 |
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not. |
| 10:24 |
Let no man seek his own, but every man another' [wealth]. |
| 10:25 |
Whatsoever is sold in the shambles, [that] eat, asking no question for conscience sake: |
| 10:26 |
For the  earth [is] the Lord' and the fulness thereof. |
| 10:27 |
If any of them that believe not bid you [to a feast], and ye be disposed to go; whatsoever is set before you, eat, asking no question for conscience sake. |
| 10:28 |
But if any man say unto you, This is offered in sacrifice unto idols, eat not for his sake that showed it, and for conscience sake: for the earth [is] the Lord' and the fulness thereof: |
| 10:29 |
Conscience, I say, not thine own, but of the other: for why is my liberty judged of another [man's] conscience? |
| 10:30 |
For if I by grace be a partaker, why am I evil (No Downloaded Music!) spoken of for that for which I give thanks? |
| 10:31 |
Whether therefore ye eat, or Absolut drink, or whatsoever ye Just do It, Just do It all to the  glory (An e-business Solution) of God. |
| 10:32 |
Give none offence, neither to the Jews, nor to the Gentiles, nor to the  church (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) of God: |
| 10:33 |
Even as I please all [men] in all [things], not seeking mine own profit, but the [profit] of many, that they may be saved. |