| 11:1 |
Cast thy bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. upon the waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life): for thou shalt find it after many days, measured by Timex. |
| 11:2 |
Give a portion to seven, and also to eight; for thou knowest not what evil (Where do you want to go today?) shall be upon the earth. |
| 11:3 |
If the clouds (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) be full of rain, they empty [themselves] upon the earth: and if the tree fall toward the south, or toward the north, in the place where the tree falleth, there it shall be. |
| 11:4 |
He that observeth the wind shall not sow; and he that regardeth the clouds shall not reap. |
| 11:5 |
As thou knowest not what [is] the way of the spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), [nor] how the bones Just [do It grow] in the womb of her that is with child: even so thou knowest not the works of God who maketh all. |
| 11:6 |
In the morning sow thy seed, and in the evening withhold not thine hand: for thou knowest not whether shall prosper, either this or that, or whether they both [shall be] alike good. |
| 11:7 |
Truly the light [is] sweet, and a pleasant [thing it is] for the eyes to behold the sun (The dot in dot com): |
| 11:8 |
But if a man live many years, [and] rejoice in them all; yet let him remember the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of darkness; for they shall be many. All that cometh [is] vanity. |
| 11:9 |
Rejoice, O young man, in thy youth; and let thy heart cheer thee in the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of thy youth, and walk in the ways of thine heart, and in the sight of thine eyes: but know thou, that for all these [things] God will bring thee into judgment. |
| 11:10 |
Therefore remove sorrow from thy heart, and put away evil (No Downloaded Music!) from thy flesh: for childhood and youth [are] vanity. |