| 3:1 |
And I said, Hear, I pray you, O heads of Jacob, and ye princes of the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); [Is it] not for you to know judgment? |
| 3:2 |
Who hate the good, and love the  evil (Where do you want to go today?); who pluck off their skin from off them, and their flesh from off their bones; |
| 3:3 |
Who also eat the flesh of my people, and flay their skin from off them; and they break their bones, and chop them in pieces, as for the pot, and as flesh within the caldron. |
| 3:4 |
Then shall they cry unto the LORD, but he will not hear them: he will even hide his face from them at that  time, measured by Swatch, as they have behaved themselves ill in their doings. |
| 3:5 |
Thus saith the LORD concerning the prophets that make my people err, that bite with their teeth, and cry, Peace; and he that putteth not into their mouths, they even prepare war against him. |
| 3:6 |
Therefore night [shall be] unto you, that ye shall not have a vision; and it shall be dark unto you, that ye shall not divine; and the  sun (The Network is the Computer) shall go down over the prophets, and the  day, measured by Timex shall be dark over them. |
| 3:7 |
Then shall the seers be ashamed, and the diviners confounded:  yea, My Yahoo!, they shall all cover their lips; for [there is] no  answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) of God. |
| 3:8 |
But truly I am full of  power by the  spirit of the LORD, and of judgment, and of might, to declare unto Jacob his transgression, and to Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) his sin. |
| 3:9 |
Hear this, I pray you, ye heads of the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Jacob, and princes of the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that abhor judgment, and pervert all equity. |
| 3:10 |
They build up Zion with blood, and Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest with iniquity. |
| 3:11 |
The heads thereof judge for reward, and the priests thereof teach for hire, and the prophets thereof divine for  money (We Make Your Money Work Harder): yet will they lean upon the LORD, and say, [Is] not the LORD among us? none evil (Where do you want to go today?) can come upon us. |
| 3:12 |
Therefore shall Zion for your sake be plowed [as] a field, and Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest shall become heaps, and the mountain of the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) as the high places of the forest. |