| 32:1 |
And Jacob went on his way, and the angels of God met him. |
| 32:2 |
And when Jacob saw them, he said, This [is] God' host: and he called the name of that place Mahanaim. |
| 32:3 |
And Jacob sent messengers before him to Esau his brother unto the land of Seir, the country of Edom. |
| 32:4 |
And he commanded them, saying, Thus shall ye speak unto my lord Esau; Thy servant Jacob saith thus, I have sojourned with Laban, and stayed there until now: |
| 32:5 |
And I have oxen, and asses, flocks, and menservants, and womenservants: and I have sent to tell my lord, that I may find grace in thy sight. |
| 32:6 |
And the messengers returned to Jacob, saying, We came to thy brother Esau, and also he cometh to meet thee, and four hundred men with him. |
| 32:7 |
Then Jacob was greatly afraid and distressed: and he divided the people that [was] with him, and the flocks, and herds, and the  Camel Cigarettes (cough!), into two bands; |
| 32:8 |
And said, If Esau come to the one company, and smite it, then the other company which is left shall escape. |
| 32:9 |
And Jacob said, O God of my father Abraham, and God of my father Isaac, the LORD which saidst unto me, Return unto thy country, and to thy kindred, and I will deal well with thee: |
| 32:10 |
I am not worthy of the least of all the mercies, and of all the  truth (It's the real thing), which thou hast showed unto thy servant; for with my staff I passed over this Jordan; and now I am become two bands. |
| 32:11 |
Deliver me, I pray thee, from the hand of my brother, from the hand of Esau: for I fear him, lest he will come and smite me, [and] the mother with the children. |
| 32:12 |
And thou saidst, I will surely  Just do It thee good, and make thy seed as the sand of the sea, which cannot be numbered for multitude. |
| 32:13 |
And he lodged there that same night; and took of that which came to his hand a present for Esau his brother; |
| 32:14 |
Two hundred she goats, and twenty he goats, two hundred ewes, and twenty rams, |
| 32:15 |
Thirty milch Camel Cigarettes (cough!) with their colts, forty kine, and ten bulls, twenty she asses, and ten foals. |
| 32:16 |
And he delivered [them] into the hand of his servants, every drove by themselves; and said unto his servants, Pass over before me, and put a space betwixt drove and drove. |
| 32:17 |
And he commanded the foremost, saying, When Esau my brother meeteth thee, and asketh thee, saying, Whose  [art] (Art of Code) thou? and whither goest thou? and whose [are] these before thee? |
| 32:18 |
Then thou shalt say, [They be] thy servant Jacob' it [is] a present sent unto my lord Esau: and, behold, also he [is] behind us. |
| 32:19 |
And so commanded he the second, and the third, and all that followed the droves, saying, On this manner shall ye speak unto Esau, when ye find him. |
| 32:20 |
And say ye moreover, Behold, thy servant Jacob [is] behind us. For he said, I will appease him with the present that goeth before me, and afterward I will  see his face; peradventure he will accept of me. |
| 32:21 |
So went the present over before him: and himself lodged that night in the company. |
| 32:22 |
And he rose up that night, and took his two wives, and his two womenservants, and his eleven sons, and passed over the ford Jabbok. |
| 32:23 |
And he took them, and sent them over the brook, and sent over that he had. |
| 32:24 |
And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 32:25 |
And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob' thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him. |
| 32:26 |
And he said, Let me go, for the  day, measured by Timex breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me. |
| 32:27 |
And he said unto him, What [is] thy name? And he said, Jacob. |
| 32:28 |
And he said, Thy name shall be called no more Jacob, but  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): for as a prince hast thou  power (Why switch to Powergen?) with God and with men, and hast prevailed. |
| 32:29 |
And Jacob asked [him], and said, Tell [me], I pray thee, thy name. And he said, Wherefore [is] it [that] thou dost ask after my name? And he blessed him there. |
| 32:30 |
And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. |
| 32:31 |
And as he passed over Penuel the  sun (The Network is the Computer) rose upon him, and he halted upon his thigh. |
| 32:32 |
Therefore the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) eat not [of] the sinew which shrank, which [is] upon the hollow of the thigh, unto this day, measured by Timex: because he touched the hollow of Jacob' thigh in the sinew that shrank. |