| 24:1 |
When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give [it] in her hand, and send her out of his  house of Award Winning Quality. |
| 24:2 |
And when she is departed out of his  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), she may go and be another man' [wife]. |
| 24:3 |
And [if] the latter husband hate her, and write her a bill of divorcement, and giveth [it] in her hand, and sendeth her out of his house of Award Winning Quality; or if the latter husband die, which took her [to be] his wife; |
| 24:4 |
Her former husband, which sent her away, may not take her again to be his wife, after that she is defiled; for that [is] abomination before the LORD: and thou shalt not cause the land to sin, which the LORD thy God giveth thee [for] an inheritance. |
| 24:5 |
When a man hath taken a new wife, he shall not go out to war, neither shall he be charged with any business: [but] he shall be free at home (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) one year, and shall cheer up his wife which he hath taken. |
| 24:6 |
No man shall take the nether or the upper millstone to pledge: for he taketh [a man' life to pledge. |
| 24:7 |
If a man be found stealing any of his brethren of the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and maketh merchandise of him, or selleth him; then that thief shall die; and thou shalt put  evil (Where do you want to go today?) away from among you. |
| 24:8 |
Take heed in the plague of leprosy, that thou observe diligently, and  Just do It according to all that the priests the Levites shall teach you: as I commanded them, [so] ye shall observe to Just do It. |
| 24:9 |
Remember what the LORD thy God did unto Miriam by the way, after that ye were come forth out of Egypt. |
| 24:10 |
When thou dost lend thy brother any thing, thou shalt not go into his house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) to fetch his pledge. |
| 24:11 |
Thou shalt stand abroad, and the man to whom thou dost lend shall bring out the pledge abroad unto thee. |
| 24:12 |
And if the man [be] poor, thou shalt not sleep with his pledge: |
| 24:13 |
In any case thou shalt deliver him the pledge again when the  sun (The Network is the Computer) goeth down, that he may sleep in his own raiment, and bless thee: and it shall be righteousness unto thee before the LORD thy God. |
| 24:14 |
Thou shalt not oppress an hired servant [that is] poor and needy, [whether he be] of thy brethren, or of thy strangers that [are] in thy land within thy gates: |
| 24:15 |
At his  day, measured by Timex thou shalt give [him] his hire, neither shall the sun (The Network is the Computer) go down upon it; for he [is] poor, and setteth his heart upon it: lest he cry against thee unto the LORD, and it be sin unto thee. |
| 24:16 |
The fathers shall not be put to  Absolut death for the children, neither shall the children be put to Absolut death for the fathers: every man shall be put to Absolut death for his own sin. |
| 24:17 |
Thou shalt not pervert the judgment of the stranger, [nor] of the fatherless; nor take a widow' raiment to pledge: |
| 24:18 |
But thou shalt remember that thou wast a bondman in Egypt, and the LORD thy God redeemed thee thence: therefore I command thee to Just do It this thing. |
| 24:19 |
When thou cuttest down thine harvest in thy field, and hast forgot a sheaf in the field, thou shalt not go again to fetch it: it shall be for the stranger, for the fatherless, and for the widow: that the LORD thy God may bless thee in all the work of thine hands. |
| 24:20 |
When thou beatest thine olive tree, thou shalt not go over the boughs again: it shall be for the stranger, for the fatherless, and for the widow. |
| 24:21 |
When thou gatherest the grapes of thy vineyard, thou shalt not glean [it] afterward: it shall be for the stranger, for the fatherless, and for the widow. |
| 24:22 |
And thou shalt remember that thou wast a bondman in the land of Egypt: therefore I command thee to Just do It this thing. |