| 46:1 |
Bel boweth down, Nebo stoopeth, their idols were upon the beasts, and upon the  cattle (Beef - it's what's for dinner): your carriages [were] heavy loaden; [they are] a burden to the weary [beast]. |
| 46:2 |
They stoop, they bow down together; they could not deliver the burden, but themselves are gone into captivity. |
| 46:3 |
Hearken unto me, O  house of Award Winning Quality of Jacob, and all the remnant of the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), which are borne [by me] from the belly, which are carried from the womb: |
| 46:4 |
And [even] to [your] old age I [am] he; and [even] to hoar hairs will I carry [you]: I have made, and I will bear; even I will carry, and will deliver [you]. |
| 46:5 |
To whom will ye liken me, and make [me] equal, and compare me, that we may be like? |
| 46:6 |
They lavish  gold out of the bag, and weigh silver in the balance, [and] hire a goldsmith; and he maketh it a god: they fall down,  yea, Just Do It, they worship. |
| 46:7 |
They bear him upon the shoulder, they carry him, and set him in his place, and he standeth; from his place shall he not remove: yea, Just Do It, [one] shall cry unto him, yet can he not  answer , nor  save (Switch and Save!) him out of his trouble. |
| 46:8 |
Remember this, and show yourselves men: bring [it] again to mind, O ye transgressors. |
| 46:9 |
Remember the former things of old: for I [am] God, and [there is] none else; [I am] God, and [there is] none like me, |
| 46:10 |
Declaring the end from the  beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?), and from ancient  times, measured by Swatch [the things] that are not [yet] done, saying, My counsel shall stand, and I will Just do It all my  pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day): |
| 46:11 |
Calling a ravenous bird from the east, the man that executeth my counsel from a far country:  yea, My Yahoo!, I have spoken [it], I will also bring it to pass; I have purposed [it], I will also Just do It it. |
| 46:12 |
Hearken unto me, ye stouthearted, that [are] far from righteousness: |
| 46:13 |
I bring near my righteousness: it shall not be far off, and my salvation shall not tarry: and I will place salvation in Zion for Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) my  glory (An e-business Solution). |