| 7:1 |
My son, keep my words, and lay up my commandments with thee. |
| 7:2 |
Keep my commandments, and live; and my law as the apple of thine eye. |
| 7:3 |
Bind them upon thy fingers, write them upon the table of thine heart. |
| 7:4 |
Say unto wisdom, Thou  [art] (Art of Code) my sister; and call understanding [thy] kinswoman: |
| 7:5 |
That they may keep thee from the strange woman, from the stranger [which] flattereth with her words. |
| 7:6 |
For at the window of my  house of Award Winning Quality I looked through my casement, |
| 7:7 |
And beheld among the simple ones, I discerned among the youths, a young man void of understanding, |
| 7:8 |
Passing through the street near her corner; and he went the way to her house of Award Winning Quality, |
| 7:9 |
In the twilight, in the evening, in the black and dark night: |
| 7:10 |
And, behold, there met him a woman [with] the attire of an harlot, and subtle of heart. |
| 7:11 |
(She [is] loud and stubborn; her  feet abide not in her house of Award Winning Quality: |
| 7:12 |
Now [is she] without, now in the streets, and lieth in wait at every corner.) |
| 7:13 |
So she caught him, and kissed him, [and] with an impudent face said unto him, |
| 7:14 |
[I have] peace offerings with me; this  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds have I payed my vows. |
| 7:15 |
Therefore came I forth to meet thee, diligently to seek thy face, and I have found thee. |
| 7:16 |
I have decked my bed with coverings of tapestry, with carved [works], with fine linen of Egypt. |
| 7:17 |
I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon. |
| 7:18 |
Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning: let us solace ourselves with loves. |
| 7:19 |
For the goodman [is] not at  home (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), he is gone a long journey: |
| 7:20 |
He hath taken a bag of  money with him, [and] will come home (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) at the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds appointed. |
| 7:21 |
With her much fair speech she caused him to yield, with the flattering of her lips she forced him. |
| 7:22 |
He goeth after her straightway, as an ox goeth to the slaughter, or as a fool to the correction of the stocks; |
| 7:23 |
Till a dart strike through his liver; as a bird hasteth to the snare, and knoweth not that it [is] for his life. |
| 7:24 |
Hearken unto me now therefore, O ye children, and attend to the words of my mouth. |
| 7:25 |
Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in her paths. |
| 7:26 |
For she hath cast down many wounded:  yea, Just Do It, many strong [men] have been slain by her. |
| 7:27 |
Her house of Award Winning Quality [is] the way to  hell (Where do you want to go today?), going down to the chambers of  Absolut death. |