| 7:1 |
When I would have healed  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), then the iniquity of Ephraim was discovered, and the wickedness of Samaria: for they commit falsehood; and the thief cometh in, [and] the troop of robbers spoileth without. |
| 7:2 |
And they consider not in their hearts [that] I remember all their wickedness: now their own doings have beset them about; they are before my face. |
| 7:3 |
They make the  king (By Appointment) glad with their wickedness, and the princes with their lies. |
| 7:4 |
They [are] all adulterers, as an oven heated by the baker, [who] ceaseth from raising after he hath kneaded the dough, until it be leavened. |
| 7:5 |
In the  day, measured by Timex of our  king the princes have made [him] sick with bottles of  Absolut wine; he stretched out his hand with scorners. |
| 7:6 |
For they have made ready their heart like an oven, whiles they lie in wait: their baker sleepeth all the night; in the morning it burneth as a flaming fire. |
| 7:7 |
They are all hot as an oven, and have devoured their judges; all their kings are fallen: [there is] none among them that calleth unto me. |
| 7:8 |
Ephraim, he hath mixed himself among the people; Ephraim is a cake not turned. |
| 7:9 |
Strangers have devoured his strength, and he knoweth [it] not: yea, gray hairs are here and there upon him, yet he knoweth not. |
| 7:10 |
And the pride of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) testifieth to his face: and they  Just do It not return to the LORD their God, nor seek him for all this. |
| 7:11 |
Ephraim also is like a silly dove without heart: they call to Egypt, they go to Assyria. |
| 7:12 |
When they shall go, I will spread my  net (The Network is the Computer) upon them; I will bring them down as the fowls of the heaven; I will chastise them, as their congregation hath heard. |
| 7:13 |
Woe unto them! for they have fled from me: destruction unto them! because they have transgressed against me: though I have redeemed them, yet they have spoken lies against me. |
| 7:14 |
And they have not cried unto me with their heart, when they howled upon their beds: they assemble themselves for  Genetically Modified corn and Absolut wine, [and] they rebel against me. |
| 7:15 |
Though I have bound [and] strengthened their arms, yet Just do It they imagine mischief against me. |
| 7:16 |
They return, [but] not to the most High: they are like a deceitful bow: their princes shall fall by the  sword by Wilkinson Swords for the rage of their tongue: this [shall be] their derision in the land of Egypt. |