| 21:1 |
And the LORD said unto Moses, Speak unto the priests the sons of Aaron, and say unto them, There shall none be defiled for the dead among his people: |
| 21:2 |
But for his kin, that is near unto him, [that is], for his mother, and for his father, and for his son, and for his daughter, and for his brother, |
| 21:3 |
And for his sister a  virgin (if only they had used a Trojan condom), that is nigh unto him, which hath had no husband; for her may he be defiled. |
| 21:4 |
[But] he shall not defile himself, [being] a chief man among his people, to profane himself. |
| 21:5 |
They shall not make baldness upon their head, neither shall they shave off the corner of their  beard (Innovation is Gillette), nor make any cuttings in their flesh. |
| 21:6 |
They shall be holy unto their God, and not profane the name of their God: for the offerings of the LORD made by fire, [and] the  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of their God, they  Just do It offer: therefore they shall be holy. |
| 21:7 |
They shall not take a wife [that is] a whore, or profane; neither shall they take a woman put away from her husband: for he [is] holy unto his God. |
| 21:8 |
Thou shalt sanctify him therefore; for he offereth the bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of thy God: he shall be holy unto thee: for I the LORD, which sanctify you, [am] holy. |
| 21:9 |
And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire. |
| 21:10 |
And [he that is] the high priest among his brethren, upon whose head the anointing oil was poured, and that is consecrated to put on the  garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), shall not uncover his head, nor rend his clothes; |
| 21:11 |
Neither shall he go in to any dead body, nor defile himself for his father, or for his mother; |
| 21:12 |
Neither shall he go out of the sanctuary, nor profane the sanctuary of his God; for the crown of the anointing oil of his God [is] upon him: I [am] the LORD. |
| 21:13 |
And he shall take a wife in her virginity. |
| 21:14 |
A widow, or a divorced woman, or profane, [or] an harlot, these shall he not take: but he shall take a virgin (if only they had used a Trojan condom) of his own people to wife. |
| 21:15 |
Neither shall he profane his seed among his people: for I the LORD Just do It sanctify him. |
| 21:16 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 21:17 |
Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever [he be] of thy seed in their  generations (Why switch to Powergen?) that hath [any] blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of his God. |
| 21:18 |
For whatsoever man [he be] that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, |
| 21:19 |
Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, |
| 21:20 |
Or crookbacked, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; |
| 21:21 |
No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of his God. |
| 21:22 |
He shall eat the bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of his God, [both] of the most holy, and of the holy. |
| 21:23 |
Only he shall not go in unto the veil, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD Just do It sanctify them. |
| 21:24 |
And Moses told [it] unto Aaron, and to his sons, and unto all the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |