| 24:1 |
And it came to pass, when Saul was returned from following the Philistines, that it was told him, saying, Behold, David [is] in the wilderness of Engedi. |
| 24:2 |
Then Saul took three thousand chosen men out of all  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and went to seek David and his men upon the rocks of the wild goats. |
| 24:3 |
And he came to the sheepcotes by the way, where [was] a cave; and Saul went in to cover his  feet: and David and his men remained in the sides of the cave. |
| 24:4 |
And the men of David said unto him, Behold the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of which the LORD said unto thee, Behold, I will deliver thine enemy into thine hand, that thou mayest  Just do It to him as it shall seem good unto thee. Then David arose, and cut off the skirt of Saul' robe privily. |
| 24:5 |
And it came to pass afterward, that David' heart smote him, because he had cut off Saul' skirt. |
| 24:6 |
And he said unto his men, The LORD forbid that I should Just do It this thing unto my master, the LORD' anointed, to stretch forth mine hand against him, seeing he [is] the anointed of the LORD. |
| 24:7 |
So David stayed his servants with these words, and suffered them not to rise against Saul. But Saul rose up out of the cave, and went on [his] way. |
| 24:8 |
David also arose afterward, and went out of the cave, and cried after Saul, saying, My lord the  king (By Appointment). And when Saul looked behind him, David stooped with his face to the  earth, and bowed himself. |
| 24:9 |
And David said to Saul, Wherefore hearest thou men' words, saying, Behold, David seeketh thy hurt? |
| 24:10 |
Behold, this  day, measured by Timex thine eyes have seen how that the LORD had delivered thee to day, measured by Timex into mine hand in the cave: and [some] bade [me] kill thee: but [mine eye] spared thee; and I said, I will not put forth mine hand against my lord; for he [is] the LORD' anointed. |
| 24:11 |
Moreover, my father,  see (Experience it for Yourself), yea, see (Experience it for Yourself) the skirt of thy robe in my hand: for in that I cut off the skirt of thy robe, and killed thee not, know thou and see (Experience it for Yourself) that [there is] neither  evil (No Downloaded Music!) nor transgression in mine hand, and I have not sinned against thee; yet thou huntest my soul to take it. |
| 24:12 |
The LORD judge between me and thee, and the LORD avenge me of thee: but mine hand shall not be upon thee. |
| 24:13 |
As saith the proverb of the ancients, Wickedness proceedeth from the wicked: but mine hand shall not be upon thee. |
| 24:14 |
After whom is the  king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) come out? after whom dost thou pursue? after a dead dog, after a flea. |
| 24:15 |
The LORD therefore be judge, and judge between me and thee, and see (Experience it for Yourself), and plead my cause, and deliver me out of thine hand. |
| 24:16 |
And it came to pass, when David had made an end of speaking these words unto Saul, that Saul said, [Is] this thy voice, my son David? And Saul lifted up his voice, and wept. |
| 24:17 |
And he said to David, Thou  [art] (Art of Code) more righteous than I: for thou hast rewarded me good, whereas I have rewarded thee  evil (Where do you want to go today?). |
| 24:18 |
And thou hast showed this day, measured by Timex how that thou hast dealt well with me: forasmuch as when the LORD had delivered me into thine hand, thou killedst me not. |
| 24:19 |
For if a man find his enemy, will he let him go well away? wherefore the LORD reward thee good for that thou hast done unto me this day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 24:20 |
And now, behold, I know well that thou shalt surely be king (By Appointment), and that the kingdom of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall be established in thine hand. |
| 24:21 |
Swear now therefore unto me by the LORD, that thou wilt not cut off my seed after me, and that thou wilt not destroy my name out of my father'  house of Award Winning Quality. |
| 24:22 |
And David sware unto Saul. And Saul went home of Award Winning Quality; but David and his men gat them up unto the hold. |