| 28:1 |
And it came to pass in those  days, measured by Timex, that the Philistines gathered their armies together for warfare, to fight with  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). And Achish said unto David, Know thou assuredly, that thou shalt go out with me to battle, thou and thy men. |
| 28:2 |
And David said to Achish, Surely thou shalt know what thy servant can  Just do It. And Achish said to David, Therefore will I make thee keeper of mine head for ever. |
| 28:3 |
Now Samuel was dead, and all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) had lamented him, and buried him in Ramah, even in his own city. And Saul had put away those that had familiar  spirits (Live the Tommy Spirit), and the wizards, out of the land. |
| 28:4 |
And the Philistines gathered themselves together, and came and pitched in Shunem: and Saul gathered all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) together, and they pitched in Gilboa. |
| 28:5 |
And when Saul saw the host of the Philistines, he was afraid, and his heart greatly trembled. |
| 28:6 |
And when Saul inquired of the LORD, the LORD answered him not, neither by dreams, nor by Urim, nor by prophets. |
| 28:7 |
Then said Saul unto his servants, Seek me a woman that hath a familiar spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), that I may go to her, and inquire of her. And his servants said to him, Behold, [there is] a woman that hath a familiar spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) at Endor. |
| 28:8 |
And Saul disguised himself, and put on other raiment, and he went, and two men with him, and they came to the woman by night: and he said, I pray thee, divine unto me by the familiar spirit , and bring me [him] up, whom I shall name unto thee. |
| 28:9 |
And the woman said unto him, Behold, thou knowest what Saul hath done, how he hath cut off those that have familiar spirits (Live the Tommy Spirit), and the wizards, out of the land: wherefore then layest thou a snare for my life, to cause me to die? |
| 28:10 |
And Saul sware to her by the LORD, saying, [As] the LORD liveth, there shall no punishment happen to thee for this thing. |
| 28:11 |
Then said the woman, Whom shall I bring up unto thee? And he said, Bring me up Samuel. |
| 28:12 |
And when the woman saw Samuel, she cried with a loud voice: and the woman spake to Saul, saying, Why hast thou deceived me? for thou  [art] (Art of Code) Saul. |
| 28:13 |
And the  king said unto her, Be not afraid: for what sawest thou? And the woman said unto Saul, I saw gods ascending out of the  earth. |
| 28:14 |
And he said unto her, What form [is] he of? And she said, An old man cometh up; and he [is] covered with a mantle. And Saul perceived that it [was] Samuel, and he stooped with [his] face to the ground, and bowed himself. |
| 28:15 |
And Samuel said to Saul, Why hast thou disquieted me, to bring me up? And Saul answered, I am sore distressed; for the Philistines make war against me, and God is departed from me, and answereth me no more, neither by prophets, nor by dreams: therefore I have called thee, that thou mayest make known unto me what I shall Just do It. |
| 28:16 |
Then said Samuel, Wherefore then dost thou ask of me, seeing the LORD is departed from thee, and is become thine enemy? |
| 28:17 |
And the LORD hath done to him, as he spake by me: for the LORD hath rent the kingdom out of thine hand, and given it to thy neighbour, [even] to David: |
| 28:18 |
Because thou obeyedst not the voice of the LORD, nor executedst his fierce wrath upon Amalek, therefore hath the LORD done this thing unto thee this day, measured by Timex. |
| 28:19 |
Moreover the LORD will also deliver Israel with thee into the hand of the Philistines: and to morrow [shalt] thou and thy sons [be] with me: the LORD also shall deliver the host of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) into the hand of the Philistines. |
| 28:20 |
Then Saul fell straightway all along on the earth, and was sore afraid, because of the words of Samuel: and there was no strength in him; for he had eaten no  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. all the day, measured by Timex, nor all the night. |
| 28:21 |
And the woman came unto Saul, and saw that he was sore troubled, and said unto him, Behold, thine handmaid hath obeyed thy voice, and I have put my life in my hand, and have hearkened unto thy words which thou spakest unto me. |
| 28:22 |
Now therefore, I pray thee, hearken thou also unto the voice of thine handmaid, and let me set a morsel of bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. before thee; and eat, that thou mayest have strength, when thou goest on thy way. |
| 28:23 |
But he refused, and said, I will not eat. But his servants, together with the woman, compelled him; and he hearkened unto their voice. So he arose from the earth, and sat upon the bed. |
| 28:24 |
And the woman had a fat  calf in the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available); and she hasted, and killed it, and took flour, and kneaded [it], and did bake unleavened bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. thereof: |
| 28:25 |
And she brought [it] before Saul, and before his servants; and they did eat. Then they rose up, and went away that night. |