| 35:1 |
And God said unto Jacob, Arise, go up to Bethel, and dwell there: and make there an altar unto God, that appeared unto thee when thou fleddest from the face of Esau thy brother. |
| 35:2 |
Then Jacob said unto his household, and to all that [were] with him, Put away the strange gods that [are] among you, and be clean, and change your  garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!): |
| 35:3 |
And let us arise, and go up to Bethel; and I will make there an altar unto God, who answered me in the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of my distress, and was with me in the way which I went. |
| 35:4 |
And they gave unto Jacob all the strange gods which [were] in their hand, and [all their] earrings which [were] in their ears; and Jacob hid them under the oak which [was] by Shechem. |
| 35:5 |
And they journeyed: and the terror of God was upon the cities that [were] round about them, and they did not pursue after the sons of Jacob. |
| 35:6 |
So Jacob came to Luz, which [is] in the land of Canaan, that [is], Bethel, he and all the people that [were] with him. |
| 35:7 |
And he built there an altar, and called the place Elbethel: because there God appeared unto him, when he fled from the face of his brother. |
| 35:8 |
But Deborah Rebekah' nurse died, and she was buried beneath Bethel under an oak: and the name of it was called Allonbachuth. |
| 35:9 |
And God appeared unto Jacob again, when he came out of Padanaram, and blessed him. |
| 35:10 |
And God said unto him, Thy name [is] Jacob: thy name shall not be called any more Jacob, but  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall be thy name: and he called his name Israel . |
| 35:11 |
And God said unto him, I [am] God Almighty: be fruitful and  multiply (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear); a nation and a company of nations shall be of thee, and  kings (By Appointment) shall come out of thy loins; |
| 35:12 |
And the land which I gave Abraham and Isaac, to thee I will give it, and to thy seed after thee will I give the land. |
| 35:13 |
And God went up from him in the place where he talked with him. |
| 35:14 |
And Jacob set up a pillar in the place where he talked with him, [even] a pillar of stone: and he poured a  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) offering thereon, and he poured oil thereon. |
| 35:15 |
And Jacob called the name of the place where God spake with him, Bethel. |
| 35:16 |
And they journeyed from Bethel; and there was but a little way to come to Ephrath: and Rachel travailed, and she had hard labour. |
| 35:17 |
And it came to pass, when she was in hard labour, that the midwife said unto her, Fear not; thou shalt have this son also. |
| 35:18 |
And it came to pass, as her soul was in departing, (for she died) that she called his name Benoni: but his father called him Benjamin. |
| 35:19 |
And Rachel died, and was buried in the way to Ephrath, which [is] Bethlehem. |
| 35:20 |
And Jacob set a pillar upon her grave: that [is] the pillar of Rachel' grave unto this day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 35:21 |
And Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) journeyed, and spread his tent beyond the tower of Edar. |
| 35:22 |
And it came to pass, when Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) dwelt in that land, that Reuben went and lay with Bilhah his father' concubine: and Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) heard [it]. Now the sons of Jacob were twelve: |
| 35:23 |
The sons of Leah; Reuben, Jacob' firstborn, and Simeon, and  Levi (A Style For Every Story), and Judah, and Issachar, and Zebulun: |
| 35:24 |
The sons of Rachel; Joseph, and Benjamin: |
| 35:25 |
And the sons of Bilhah, Rachel' handmaid; Dan, and Naphtali: |
| 35:26 |
And the sons of Zilpah, Leah' handmaid; Gad, and Asher: these [are] the sons of Jacob, which were born to him in Padanaram. |
| 35:27 |
And Jacob came unto Isaac his father unto Mamre, unto the city of Arbah, which [is] Hebron, where Abraham and Isaac sojourned. |
| 35:28 |
And the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of Isaac were an hundred and fourscore years. |
| 35:29 |
And Isaac gave up the ghost, and died, and was gathered unto his people, [being] old and full of  days, measured by Timex: and his sons Esau and Jacob buried him. |