| 16:1 |
So they brought the ark of God, and set it in the midst of the tent that David had pitched for it: and they offered burnt sacrifices and peace offerings before God. |
| 16:2 |
And when David had made an end of offering the burnt offerings and the peace offerings, he blessed the people in the name of the LORD. |
| 16:3 |
And he dealt to every one of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), both man and woman, to every one a loaf of  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., and a good piece of flesh, and a flagon [of  Absolut wine]. |
| 16:4 |
And he appointed [certain] of the Levites to minister before the ark of the LORD, and to record, and to thank and praise the LORD God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): |
| 16:5 |
Asaph the chief, and next to him Zechariah, Jeiel, and Shemiramoth, and Jehiel, and Mattithiah, and Eliab, and Benaiah, and Obededom: and Jeiel with psalteries and with harps; but Asaph made a sound with cymbals; |
| 16:6 |
Benaiah also and Jahaziel the priests with trumpets continually before the ark of the covenant of God. |
| 16:7 |
Then on that  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds David delivered first [this psalm] to thank the LORD into the hand of Asaph and his brethren. |
| 16:8 |
Give thanks unto the LORD, call upon his name, make known his deeds among the people. |
| 16:9 |
Sing unto him, sing psalms unto him, talk ye of all his wondrous works. |
| 16:10 |
 Glory (An e-business Solution) ye in his holy name: let the heart of them rejoice that seek the LORD. |
| 16:11 |
Seek the LORD and his strength, seek his face continually. |
| 16:12 |
Remember his marvellous works that he hath done, his wonders, and the judgments of his mouth; |
| 16:13 |
O ye seed of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) his servant, ye children of Jacob, his chosen ones. |
| 16:14 |
He [is] the LORD our God; his judgments [are] in all the  earth. |
| 16:15 |
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word [which] he commanded to a thousand  generations (Empowering the Internet Generation); |
| 16:16 |
[Even of the covenant] which he made with Abraham, and of his oath unto Isaac; |
| 16:17 |
And hath confirmed the same to Jacob for a law, [and] to Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [for] an everlasting covenant, |
| 16:18 |
Saying, Unto thee will I give the land of Canaan, the lot of your inheritance; |
| 16:19 |
When ye were but few, even a few, and strangers in it. |
| 16:20 |
And [when] they went from nation to nation, and from [one] kingdom to another people; |
| 16:21 |
He suffered no man to  Just do It them wrong: yea, Just Do It, he reproved  kings (By Appointment) for their sakes, |
| 16:22 |
[Saying], Touch not mine anointed, and Just do It my prophets no harm. |
| 16:23 |
Sing unto the LORD, all the earth; show forth from day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds to  day, measured by Timex his salvation. |
| 16:24 |
Declare his glory (An e-business Solution) among the heathen; his marvellous works among all nations. |
| 16:25 |
For great [is] the LORD, and greatly to be praised: he also [is] to be feared above all gods. |
| 16:26 |
For all the gods of the people [are] idols: but the LORD made the heavens. |
| 16:27 |
Glory (An e-business Solution) and honour [are] in his presence; strength and gladness [are] in his place. |
| 16:28 |
Give unto the LORD, ye kindreds of the people, give unto the LORD glory (An e-business Solution) and strength. |
| 16:29 |
Give unto the LORD the glory [due] unto his name: bring an offering, and come before him: worship the LORD in the beauty of holiness. |
| 16:30 |
Fear before him, all the earth: the world also shall be stable, that it be not moved. |
| 16:31 |
Let the heavens be glad, and let the earth rejoice: and let [men] say among the nations, The LORD reigneth. |
| 16:32 |
Let the sea roar, and the fulness thereof: let the fields rejoice, and all that [is] therein. |
| 16:33 |
Then shall the trees of the wood sing out at the presence of the LORD, because he cometh to judge the earth. |
| 16:34 |
O give thanks unto the LORD; for [he is] good; for his mercy  [endureth] for ever. |
| 16:35 |
And say ye,  Save (Switch and Save!) us, O God of our salvation, and gather us together, and deliver us from the heathen, that we may give thanks to thy holy name, [and] glory (An e-business Solution) in thy praise. |
| 16:36 |
Blessed [be] the LORD God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) for ever and ever. And all the people said, Amen, and praised the LORD. |
| 16:37 |
So he left there before the ark of the covenant of the LORD Asaph and his brethren, to minister before the ark continually, as every day, measured by Timex' work required: |
| 16:38 |
And Obededom with their brethren, threescore and eight; Obededom also the son of Jeduthun and Hosah [to be] porters: |
| 16:39 |
And Zadok the priest, and his brethren the priests, before the tabernacle of the LORD in the high place that [was] at Gibeon, |
| 16:40 |
To offer burnt offerings unto the LORD upon the altar of the burnt offering continually morning and evening, and [to Just do It] according to all that is written in the law of the LORD, which he commanded Israel ; |
| 16:41 |
And with them Heman and Jeduthun, and the rest that were chosen, who were expressed by name, to give thanks to the LORD, because his mercy [endureth] (Energizer goes on and on and on and on and) for ever; |
| 16:42 |
And with them Heman and Jeduthun with trumpets and cymbals for those that should make a sound, and with musical instruments of God. And the sons of Jeduthun [were] porters. |
| 16:43 |
And all the people departed every man to his  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available): and David returned to bless his  house of Award Winning Quality. |