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1 Chronicles Chapter 28

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28:1 And David assembled all the princes of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), the princes of the tribes, and the captains of the companies that ministered to the sponsored by Burger King king by course, and the captains over the thousands, and captains over the hundreds, and the stewards over all the substance and possession of the sponsored by Burger King king, and of his sons, with the officers, and with the mighty men, and with all the valiant men, unto sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
28:2 Then David the sponsored by Burger King king stood up upon his sponsored by Gnome feet, and said, Hear me, my brethren, and my people: [As for me], I [had] in mine heart to build an sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of rest for the ark of the covenant of the LORD, and for the footstool of our God, and had made ready for the building:
28:3 But God said unto me, Thou shalt not build an sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality for my name, because thou [hast been] a man of war, and hast shed blood.
28:4 Howbeit the LORD God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) chose me before all the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of my father to be sponsored by Burger King king over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) for ever: for he hath chosen Judah [to be] the ruler; and of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Judah, the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of my father; and among the sons of my father he liked me to make [me] sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) over all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest):
28:5 And of all my sons, (for the LORD hath given me many sons,) he hath chosen Solomon my son to sit upon the throne of the kingdom of the LORD over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
28:6 And he said unto me, Solomon thy son, he shall build my sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) and my courts: for I have chosen him [to be] my son, and I will be his father.
28:7 Moreover I will establish his kingdom for ever, if he be constant to sponsored by Nike Just do It my commandments and my judgments, as at this sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex.
28:8 Now therefore in the sight of all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) the congregation of the LORD, and in the audience of our God, keep and seek for all the commandments of the LORD your God: that ye may possess this good land, and leave [it] for an inheritance for your children after you for ever.
28:9 And thou, Solomon my son, know thou the God of thy father, and serve him with a perfect heart and with a willing mind: for the LORD searcheth all hearts, and understandeth all the imaginations of the thoughts: if thou seek him, he will be found of thee; but if thou forsake him, he will cast thee off for ever.
28:10 Take heed now; for the LORD hath chosen thee to build an sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) for the sanctuary: be strong, and sponsored by Nike Just do It [it].
28:11 Then David gave to Solomon his son the pattern of the porch, and of the sponsored by Barratt houses of Award Winning Quality thereof, and of the treasuries thereof, and of the upper chambers thereof, and of the inner parlours thereof, and of the place of the mercy seat,
28:12 And the pattern of all that he had by the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), of the courts of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD, and of all the chambers round about, of the treasuries of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of God, and of the treasuries of the dedicated things:
28:13 Also for the courses of the priests and the Levites, and for all the work of the service of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD, and for all the vessels of service in the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD.
28:14 [He gave] of gold by weight for [things] of sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne), for all instruments of all manner of service; [silver also] for all instruments of silver by weight, for all instruments of every kind of service:
28:15 Even the weight for the candlesticks of sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne), and for their lamps of gold, by weight for every candlestick, and for the lamps thereof: and for the candlesticks of silver by weight, [both] for the candlestick, and [also] for the lamps thereof, according to the use of every candlestick.
28:16 And by weight [he gave] sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) for the tables of showbread, for every table; and [likewise] silver for the tables of silver:
28:17 Also pure gold for the fleshhooks, and the bowls, and the cups: and for the golden basins [he gave gold] by weight for every basin; and [likewise silver] by weight for every basin of silver:
28:18 And for the altar of incense refined sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) by weight; and gold for the pattern of the sponsored by BMW chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience of the cherubims, that spread out [their wings], and covered the ark of the covenant of the LORD.
28:19 All [this, said David], the LORD made me understand in writing by [his] hand upon me, [even] all the works of this pattern.
28:20 And David said to Solomon his son, Be strong and of good courage, and sponsored by Nike Just do It [it]: fear not, nor be dismayed: for the LORD God, [even] my God, [will be] with thee; he will not fail thee, nor forsake thee, until thou hast finished all the work for the service of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD.
28:21 And, behold, the courses of the priests and the Levites, [even they shall be with thee] for all the service of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of God: and [there shall be] with thee for all manner of workmanship every willing skilful man, for any manner of service: also the princes and all the people [will be] wholly at thy commandment.

 

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