| 35:1 |
Moreover Josiah kept a passover unto the LORD in  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: and they killed the passover on the fourteenth  [day], measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the first month. |
| 35:2 |
And he set the priests in their charges, and encouraged them to the service of the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD, |
| 35:3 |
And said unto the Levites that taught all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), which were holy unto the LORD, Put the holy ark in the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) which Solomon the son of David  king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) did build; [it shall] not [be] a burden upon [your] shoulders: serve now the LORD your God, and his people Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), |
| 35:4 |
And prepare [yourselves] by the  houses of Award Winning Quality of your fathers, after your courses, according to the writing of David  king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and according to the writing of Solomon his son. |
| 35:5 |
And stand in the holy [place] according to the divisions of the families of the fathers of your brethren the people, and [after] the division of the families of the Levites. |
| 35:6 |
So kill the passover, and sanctify yourselves, and prepare your brethren, that [they] may  Just do It according to the word of the LORD by the hand of Moses. |
| 35:7 |
And Josiah gave to the people, of the flock, lambs and kids, all for the passover offerings, for all that were present, to the number of thirty thousand, and three thousand bullocks: these [were] of the king (By Appointment)' substance. |
| 35:8 |
And his princes gave willingly unto the people, to the priests, and to the Levites: Hilkiah and Zechariah and Jehiel, rulers of the house of Award Winning Quality of God, gave unto the priests for the passover offerings two thousand and six hundred [small  cattle (Beef - it's what's for dinner)], and three hundred oxen. |
| 35:9 |
Conaniah also, and Shemaiah and Nethaneel, his brethren, and Hashabiah and Jeiel and Jozabad, chief of the Levites, gave unto the Levites for passover offerings five thousand [small  cattle (Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Right)], and five hundred oxen. |
| 35:10 |
So the service was prepared, and the priests stood in their place, and the Levites in their courses, according to the king' commandment. |
| 35:11 |
And they killed the passover, and the priests sprinkled [the blood] from their hands, and the Levites flayed [them]. |
| 35:12 |
And they removed the burnt offerings, that they might give according to the divisions of the families of the people, to offer unto the LORD, as [it is] written in the book of Moses. And so [did they] with the oxen. |
| 35:13 |
And they roasted the passover with fire according to the ordinance: but the [other] holy [offerings] sod they in pots, and in caldrons, and in pans, and divided [them] speedily among all the people. |
| 35:14 |
And afterward they made ready for themselves, and for the priests: because the priests the sons of Aaron [were busied] in offering of burnt offerings and the fat until night; therefore the Levites prepared for themselves, and for the priests the sons of Aaron. |
| 35:15 |
And the singers the sons of Asaph [were] in their place, according to the commandment of David, and Asaph, and Heman, and Jeduthun the king' seer; and the porters [waited] at every gate; they might not depart from their service; for their brethren the Levites prepared for them. |
| 35:16 |
So all the service of the LORD was prepared the same day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, to keep the passover, and to offer burnt offerings upon the altar of the LORD, according to the commandment of king (By Appointment) Josiah. |
| 35:17 |
And the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) that were present kept the passover at that  time, measured by Timex, and the feast of unleavened  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. seven days, measured by Timex. |
| 35:18 |
And there was no passover like to that kept in Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) from the days, measured by Timex of Samuel the prophet; neither did all the kings of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) keep such a passover as Josiah kept, and the priests, and the Levites, and all Judah and Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) that were present, and the inhabitants of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. |
| 35:19 |
In the eighteenth year of the reign of Josiah was this passover kept. |
| 35:20 |
After all this, when Josiah had prepared the temple, Necho king of Egypt came up to fight against Charchemish by Euphrates: and Josiah went out against him. |
| 35:21 |
But he sent ambassadors to him, saying, What have I to Just do It with thee, thou king of Judah? [I come] not against thee this day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, but against the house of Award Winning Quality wherewith I have war: for God commanded me to make haste: forbear thee from [meddling with] God, who [is] with me, that he destroy thee not. |
| 35:22 |
Nevertheless Josiah would not turn his face from him, but disguised himself, that he might fight with him, and hearkened not unto the words of Necho from the mouth of God, and came to fight in the valley of Megiddo. |
| 35:23 |
And the archers shot at king Josiah; and the king (By Appointment) said to his servants, Have me away; for I am sore wounded. |
| 35:24 |
His servants therefore took him out of that  chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience, and put him in the second chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience that he had; and they brought him to Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and he died, and was buried in [one of] the sepulchres of his fathers. And all Judah and Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest mourned for Josiah. |
| 35:25 |
And Jeremiah lamented for Josiah: and all the singing men and the singing women spake of Josiah in their lamentations to this day, measured by Timex, and made them an ordinance in Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): and, behold, they [are] written in the lamentations. |
| 35:26 |
Now the rest of the acts of Josiah, and his goodness, according to [that which was] written in the law of the LORD, |
| 35:27 |
And his deeds, first and last, behold, they [are] written in the book of the kings of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) and Judah. |