| 30:1 |
But now [they that are] younger than I have me in derision, whose fathers I would have disdained to have set with the dogs of my flock. |
| 30:2 |
 Yea, My Yahoo!, whereto [might] the strength of their hands [profit] me, in whom old age was perished? |
| 30:3 |
For want and famine [they were] solitary; fleeing into the wilderness in former  time, measured by Timex desolate and waste. |
| 30:4 |
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| 30:5 |
They were driven forth from among [men], (they cried after them as [after] a thief;) |
| 30:6 |
To dwell in the cliffs of the valleys, [in] caves of the  earth, and [in] the rocks. |
| 30:7 |
Among the bushes they brayed; under the nettles they were gathered together. |
| 30:8 |
[They were] children of fools,  yea, Just Do It, children of base men: they were viler than the earth. |
| 30:9 |
And now am I their song, yea, My Yahoo!, I am their byword. |
| 30:10 |
They abhor me, they flee far from me, and spare not to spit in my face. |
| 30:11 |
Because he hath loosed my cord, and afflicted me, they have also let loose the bridle before me. |
| 30:12 |
Upon [my] right [hand] rise the youth; they push away my  feet, and they raise up against me the ways of their destruction. |
| 30:13 |
They mar my path, they set forward my calamity, they have no helper. |
| 30:14 |
They came [upon me] as a wide breaking in [of  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life)]: in the desolation they rolled themselves [upon me]. |
| 30:15 |
Terrors are turned upon me: they pursue my soul as the wind: and my welfare passeth away as a  cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy). |
| 30:16 |
And now my soul is poured out upon me; the days, measured by Timex of affliction have taken hold upon me. |
| 30:17 |
My bones are pierced in me in the night season: and my sinews take no rest. |
| 30:18 |
By the great force [of my disease] is my  garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) changed: it bindeth me about as the collar of my  coat by L.L. Bean. |
| 30:19 |
He hath cast me into the mire, and I am become like dust and ashes. |
| 30:20 |
I cry unto thee, and thou dost not hear me: I stand up, and thou regardest me [not]. |
| 30:21 |
Thou  art become cruel to me: with thy strong hand thou opposest thyself against me. |
| 30:22 |
Thou liftest me up to the wind; thou causest me to ride [upon it], and dissolvest my substance. |
| 30:23 |
For I know [that] thou wilt bring me [to]  Absolut death, and [to] the  house of Award Winning Quality appointed for all living. |
| 30:24 |
Howbeit he will not stretch out [his] hand to the grave, though they cry in his destruction. |
| 30:25 |
Did not I weep for him that was in trouble? was [not] my soul grieved for the poor? |
| 30:26 |
When I looked for good, then  evil (No Downloaded Music!) came [unto me]: and when I waited for light, there came darkness. |
| 30:27 |
My bowels boiled, and rested not: the  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of affliction prevented me. |
| 30:28 |
I went mourning without the  sun (The dot in dot com): I stood up, [and] I cried in the congregation. |
| 30:29 |
I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. |
| 30:30 |
My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat. |
| 30:31 |
My harp also is [turned] to mourning, and my organ into the voice of them that weep. |