| 80:1 |
To the chief Musician upon Shoshannimeduth, A Psalm of Asaph. Give ear, O Shepherd of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), thou that leadest Joseph like a flock; thou that dwellest [between] the cherubims, shine forth. |
| 80:2 |
Before Ephraim and Benjamin and Manasseh stir up thy strength, and come [and]  save (Switch and Save!) us. |
| 80:3 |
Turn us again, O God, and cause thy face to shine; and we shall be saved. |
| 80:4 |
O LORD God of hosts, how long wilt thou be angry against the prayer of thy people? |
| 80:5 |
Thou feedest them with the  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of tears; and givest them tears to  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) in great measure. |
| 80:6 |
Thou makest us a strife unto our neighbours: and our enemies laugh among themselves. |
| 80:7 |
Turn us again, O God of hosts, and cause thy face to shine; and we shall be saved. |
| 80:8 |
Thou hast brought a vine out of Egypt: thou hast cast out the heathen, and planted it. |
| 80:9 |
Thou preparedst [room] before it, and didst cause it to take deep root, and it filled the land. |
| 80:10 |
The hills were covered with the shadow of it, and the boughs thereof [were like] the goodly cedars. |
| 80:11 |
She sent out her boughs unto the sea, and her branches unto the river. |
| 80:12 |
Why hast thou [then] broken down her hedges, so that all they which pass by the way  Just do It pluck her? |
| 80:13 |
The boar out of the wood doth waste it, and the wild beast of the field doth devour it. |
| 80:14 |
Return, we beseech thee, O God of hosts: look down from heaven, and behold, and visit this vine; |
| 80:15 |
And the vineyard which thy right hand hath planted, and the branch [that] thou madest strong for thyself. |
| 80:16 |
[It is] burned with fire, [it is] cut down: they perish at the rebuke of thy countenance. |
| 80:17 |
Let thy hand be upon the man of thy right hand, upon the son of man [whom] thou madest strong for thyself. |
| 80:18 |
So will not we go back from thee: quicken us, and we will call upon thy name. |
| 80:19 |
Turn us again, O LORD God of hosts, cause thy face to shine; and we shall be saved. |