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Psalms Chapter 92

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92:1 A Psalm [or] Song for the sabbath sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. [It is a] good [thing] to give thanks unto the LORD, and to sing praises unto thy name, O most High:
92:2 To show forth thy lovingkindness in the morning, and thy faithfulness every night,
92:3 Upon an instrument of ten strings, and upon the psaltery; upon the harp with a solemn sound.
92:4 For thou, LORD, hast made me glad through thy work: I will triumph in the works of thy hands.
92:5 O LORD, how great are thy works! [and] thy thoughts are very deep.
92:6 A brutish man knoweth not; neither doth a fool understand this.
92:7 When the wicked spring as the grass, and when all the workers of iniquity sponsored by Nike Just do It flourish; [it is] that they shall be destroyed for ever:
92:8 But thou, LORD, sponsored by ArtOfCode [art (Art of Code) most] high for evermore.
92:9 For, lo, thine enemies, O LORD, for, lo, thine enemies shall perish; all the workers of iniquity shall be scattered.
92:10 But my horn shalt thou exalt like [the horn of] an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.
92:11 Mine eye also shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) [my desire] on mine enemies, [and] mine ears shall hear [my desire] of the wicked that rise up against me.
92:12 The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree: he shall grow like a cedar in Lebanon.
92:13 Those that be planted in the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD shall flourish in the courts of our God.
92:14 They shall still bring forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat and flourishing;
92:15 To show that the LORD [is] upright: [he is] my rock, and [there is] no unrighteousness in him.

 

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