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Psalms Chapter 94

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94:1 O LORD God, to whom vengeance belongeth; O God, to whom vengeance belongeth, show thyself.
94:2 Lift up thyself, thou judge of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth: render a reward to the proud.
94:3 LORD, how long shall the wicked, how long shall the wicked triumph?
94:4 [How long] shall they utter [and] speak hard things? [and] all the workers of iniquity boast themselves?
94:5 They break in pieces thy people, O LORD, and afflict thine heritage.
94:6 They slay the widow and the stranger, and murder the fatherless.
94:7 Yet they say, The LORD shall not sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself), neither shall the God of Jacob regard [it].
94:8 Understand, ye brutish among the people: and [ye] fools, when will ye be wise?
94:9 He that planted the ear, shall he not hear? he that formed the eye, shall he not sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself)?
94:10 He that chastiseth the heathen, shall not he correct? he that teacheth man knowledge, [shall not he know]?
94:11 The LORD knoweth the thoughts of man, that they [are] vanity.
94:12 Blessed [is] the man whom thou chastenest, O LORD, and teachest him out of thy law;
94:13 That thou mayest give him rest from the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex of adversity, until the pit be digged for the wicked.
94:14 For the LORD will not cast off his people, neither will he forsake his inheritance.
94:15 But judgment shall return unto righteousness: and all the upright in heart shall follow it.
94:16 Who will rise up for me against the evildoers? [or] who will stand up for me against the workers of iniquity?
94:17 Unless the LORD [had been] my help, my soul had almost dwelt in silence.
94:18 When I said, My sponsored by Gnome foot slippeth; thy mercy, O LORD, held me up.
94:19 In the multitude of my thoughts within me thy comforts delight my soul.
94:20 Shall the throne of iniquity have fellowship with thee, which frameth mischief by a law?
94:21 They gather themselves together against the soul of the righteous, and condemn the innocent blood.
94:22 But the LORD is my defence; and my God [is] the rock of my refuge.
94:23 And he shall bring upon them their own iniquity, and shall cut them off in their own wickedness; sponsored by Yahoo [yea],, My Yahoo! the LORD our God shall cut them off.

 

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