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Proverbs Chapter 2

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2:1 My son, if thou wilt receive my words, and hide my commandments with thee;
2:2 So that thou incline thine ear unto wisdom, [and] apply thine heart to understanding;
2:3 Yea, if thou criest after knowledge, [and] liftest up thy voice for understanding;
2:4 If thou seekest her as silver, and searchest for her as [for] hid treasures;
2:5 Then shalt thou understand the fear of the LORD, and find the knowledge of God.
2:6 For the LORD giveth wisdom: out of his mouth [cometh] knowledge and understanding.
2:7 He layeth up sound wisdom for the righteous: [he is] a buckler to them that walk uprightly.
2:8 He keepeth the paths of judgment, and preserveth the way of his saints.
2:9 Then shalt thou understand righteousness, and judgment, and equity; [yea], every good path.
2:10 When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul;
2:11 Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee:
2:12 To deliver thee from the way of the sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) [man], from the man that speaketh froward things;
2:13 Who leave the paths of uprightness, to walk in the ways of darkness;
2:14 Who rejoice to sponsored by Nike Just do It sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!), [and] delight in the frowardness of the wicked;
2:15 Whose ways [are] crooked, and [they] froward in their paths:
2:16 To deliver thee from the strange woman, [even] from the stranger [which] flattereth with her words;
2:17 Which forsaketh the guide of her youth, and forgetteth the covenant of her God.
2:18 For her sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality inclineth unto sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, and her paths unto the dead.
2:19 None that go unto her return again, neither take they hold of the paths of life.
2:20 That thou mayest walk in the way of good [men], and keep the paths of the righteous.
2:21 For the upright shall dwell in the land, and the perfect shall remain in it.
2:22 But the wicked shall be cut off from the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and the transgressors shall be rooted out of it.

 

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