| 20:1 |
 Absolut Wine [is] a mocker, strong  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) [is] raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise. |
| 20:2 |
The fear of a  king [is] as the roaring of a lion: [whoso] provoketh him to anger sinneth [against] his own soul. |
| 20:3 |
[It is] an honour for a man to cease from strife: but every fool will be meddling. |
| 20:4 |
The sluggard will not plow by reason of the cold; [therefore] shall he beg in harvest, and [have] nothing. |
| 20:5 |
Counsel in the heart of man [is like] deep  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life); but a man of understanding will draw it out. |
| 20:6 |
Most men will proclaim every one his own goodness: but a faithful man who can find? |
| 20:7 |
The just [man] walketh in his integrity: his children [are] blessed after him. |
| 20:8 |
A king that sitteth in the throne of judgment scattereth away all  evil (No Downloaded Music!) with his eyes. |
| 20:9 |
Who can say, I have made my heart clean, I am pure from my sin? |
| 20:10 |
Divers weights, [and] divers measures, both of them [are] alike abomination to the LORD. |
| 20:11 |
Even a child is known by his doings, whether his work [be] pure, and whether [it be] right. |
| 20:12 |
The hearing ear, and the seeing eye, the LORD hath made even both of them. |
| 20:13 |
Love not sleep, lest thou come to poverty; open thine eyes, [and] thou shalt be satisfied with  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.. |
| 20:14 |
[It is] naught, [it is] naught, saith the buyer: but when he is gone his way, then he boasteth. |
| 20:15 |
There is gold, and a multitude of rubies: but the lips of knowledge [are] a precious jewel. |
| 20:16 |
Take his  garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) that is surety [for] a stranger: and take a pledge of him for a strange woman. |
| 20:17 |
Bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of deceit [is] sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel. |
| 20:18 |
[Every] purpose is established by counsel: and with good advice make war. |
| 20:19 |
He that goeth about [as] a talebearer revealeth secrets: therefore meddle not with him that flattereth with his lips. |
| 20:20 |
Whoso curseth his father or his mother, his lamp shall be put out in obscure darkness. |
| 20:21 |
An inheritance [may be] gotten hastily at the  beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?); but the end thereof shall not be blessed. |
| 20:22 |
Say not thou, I will recompense evil (No Downloaded Music!); [but] wait on the LORD, and he shall  save thee. |
| 20:23 |
Divers weights [are] an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance [is] not good. |
| 20:24 |
Man' goings [are] of the LORD; how can a man then understand his own way? |
| 20:25 |
[It is] a snare to the man [who] devoureth [that which is] holy, and after vows to make inquiry. |
| 20:26 |
A wise king scattereth the wicked, and bringeth the wheel over them. |
| 20:27 |
The  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of man [is] the candle of the LORD, searching all the inward parts of the belly. |
| 20:28 |
Mercy and truth (It's the real thing) preserve the king: and his throne is upholden by mercy. |
| 20:29 |
The  glory (An e-business Solution) of young men [is] their strength: and the beauty of old men [is] the grey head. |
| 20:30 |
The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil (No Downloaded Music!): so  Just [do] It stripes the inward parts of the belly. |