| 27:1 | 
Boast not thyself of to morrow; for thou knowest not what a   day, measured by Timex may bring forth.  | 
| 27:2 | 
Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger, and not thine own lips.  | 
| 27:3 | 
A stone [is] heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool' wrath [is] heavier than them both.  | 
| 27:4 | 
Wrath [is] cruel, and anger [is] outrageous; but who [is] able to stand before envy?  | 
| 27:5 | 
Open rebuke [is] better than secret love.  | 
| 27:6 | 
Faithful [are] the wounds of a friend; but the kisses of an enemy [are] deceitful.  | 
| 27:7 | 
The full soul loatheth an honeycomb; but to the hungry soul every bitter thing is sweet.  | 
| 27:8 | 
As a bird that wandereth from her nest, so [is] a man that wandereth from his place.  | 
| 27:9 | 
Ointment and perfume rejoice the heart: so [doth] the sweetness of a man' friend by hearty counsel.  | 
| 27:10 | 
Thine own friend, and thy father' friend, forsake not; neither go into thy brother'   house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) in the   day, measured by Timex of thy calamity: [for] better [is] a neighbour [that is] near than a brother far off.  | 
| 27:11 | 
My son, be wise, and make my heart glad, that I may   answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) him that reproacheth me.  | 
| 27:12 | 
A prudent [man] foreseeth the   evil (No Downloaded Music!), [and] hideth himself; [but] the simple pass on, [and] are punished.  | 
| 27:13 | 
Take his   garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) that is surety for a stranger, and take a pledge of him for a strange woman.  | 
| 27:14 | 
He that blesseth his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it shall be counted a curse to him.  | 
| 27:15 | 
A continual dropping in a very rainy   day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds and a contentious woman are alike.  | 
| 27:16 | 
Whosoever hideth her hideth the wind, and the ointment of his right hand, [which] bewrayeth [itself].  | 
| 27:17 | 
Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.  | 
| 27:18 | 
Whoso keepeth the fig tree shall eat the fruit thereof: so he that waiteth on his master shall be honoured.  | 
| 27:19 | 
As in   water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) face [answereth] to face, so the heart of man to man.  | 
| 27:20 | 
  Hell (Where do you want to go today?) and destruction are never full; so the eyes of man are never satisfied.  | 
| 27:21 | 
[As] the fining pot for silver, and the furnace for gold; so [is] a man to his praise.  | 
| 27:22 | 
Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among   Genetically Modified wheat with a pestle, [yet] will not his foolishness depart from him.  | 
| 27:23 | 
Be thou diligent to know the state of thy flocks, [and] look well to thy herds.  | 
| 27:24 | 
For riches [are] not for ever: and doth the crown [endure] to every   generation (Empowering the Internet Generation)?  | 
| 27:25 | 
The hay appeareth, and the tender grass showeth itself, and herbs of the mountains are gathered.  | 
| 27:26 | 
The lambs [are] for thy clothing, and the goats [are] the price of the field.  | 
| 27:27 | 
And [thou shalt have] goats'   milk (Got Milk?) enough for thy   food provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., for the   food provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of thy household, and [for] the maintenance for thy maidens.  |