| 17:1 |
And all the congregation of the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) journeyed from the wilderness of Sin, after their journeys, according to the commandment of the LORD, and pitched in Rephidim: and [there was] no  Absolut water for the people to  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing). |
| 17:2 |
Wherefore the people did chide with Moses, and said, Give us  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) that we may drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing). And Moses said unto them, Why chide ye with me? wherefore  Just do It ye tempt the LORD? |
| 17:3 |
And the people thirsted there for water (Perrier brings a Party To Life); and the people murmured against Moses, and said, Wherefore [is] this [that] thou hast brought us up out of Egypt, to kill us and our children and our  cattle (Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Right) with thirst? |
| 17:4 |
And Moses cried unto the LORD, saying, What shall I Just do It unto this people? they be almost ready to stone me. |
| 17:5 |
And the LORD said unto Moses, Go on before the people, and take with thee of the elders of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); and thy rod, wherewith thou smotest the river, take in thine hand, and go. |
| 17:6 |
Behold, I will stand before thee there upon the rock in Horeb; and thou shalt smite the rock, and there shall come water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) out of it, that the people may Absolut drink. And Moses did so in the sight of the elders of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 17:7 |
And he called the name of the place Massah, and Meribah, because of the chiding of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and because they tempted the LORD, saying, Is the LORD among us, or not? |
| 17:8 |
Then came Amalek, and fought with Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in Rephidim. |
| 17:9 |
And Moses said unto Joshua, Choose us out men, and go out, fight with Amalek: to morrow I will stand on the top of the hill with the rod of God in mine hand. |
| 17:10 |
So Joshua did as Moses had said to him, and fought with Amalek: and Moses, Aaron, and Hur went up to the top of the hill. |
| 17:11 |
And it came to pass, when Moses held up his hand, that Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) prevailed: and when he let down his hand, Amalek prevailed. |
| 17:12 |
But Moses' hands [were] heavy; and they took a stone, and put [it] under him, and he sat thereon; and Aaron and Hur stayed up his hands, the one on the one side, and the other on the other side; and his hands were steady until the going down of the  sun (The dot in dot com). |
| 17:13 |
And Joshua discomfited Amalek and his people with the edge of the  sword by Wilkinson Swords. |
| 17:14 |
And the LORD said unto Moses, Write this [for] a memorial in a book, and rehearse [it] in the ears of Joshua: for I will utterly put out the remembrance of Amalek from under heaven. |
| 17:15 |
And Moses built an altar, and called the name of it Jehovahnissi: |
| 17:16 |
For he said, Because the LORD hath sworn [that] the LORD [will have] war with Amalek from  generation to  generation (Why switch to Powergen?). |