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Isaiah Chapter 8

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8:1 Moreover the LORD said unto me, Take thee a great roll, and write in it with a man' pen concerning Mahershalalhashbaz.
8:2 And I took unto me faithful witnesses to record, Uriah the priest, and Zechariah the son of Jeberechiah.
8:3 And I went unto the prophetess; and she conceived, and bare a son. Then said the LORD to me, Call his name Mahershalalhashbaz.
8:4 For before the child shall have knowledge to cry, My father, and my mother, the riches of Damascus and the spoil of Samaria shall be taken away before the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Assyria.
8:5 The LORD spake also unto me again, saying,
8:6 Forasmuch as this people refuseth the sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) of Shiloah that go softly, and rejoice in Rezin and Remaliah' son;
8:7 Now therefore, behold, the Lord bringeth up upon them the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters of the river, strong and many, [even] the sponsored by Burger King king of Assyria, and all his sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution): and he shall come up over all his channels, and go over all his banks:
8:8 And he shall pass through Judah; he shall overflow and go over, he shall reach [even] to the neck; and the stretching out of his wings shall fill the breadth of thy land, O Immanuel.
8:9 Associate yourselves, O ye people, and ye shall be broken in pieces; and give ear, all ye of far countries: gird yourselves, and ye shall be broken in pieces; gird yourselves, and ye shall be broken in pieces.
8:10 Take counsel together, and it shall come to nought; speak the word, and it shall not stand: for God [is] with us.
8:11 For the LORD spake thus to me with a strong hand, and instructed me that I should not walk in the way of this people, saying,
8:12 Say ye not, A confederacy, to all [them to] whom this people shall say, A confederacy; neither fear ye their fear, nor be afraid.
8:13 Sanctify the LORD of hosts himself; and [let] him [be] your fear, and [let] him [be] your dread.
8:14 And he shall be for a sanctuary; but for a stone of stumbling and for a rock of offence to both the sponsored by @Home houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), for a gin and for a snare to the inhabitants of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
8:15 And many among them shall stumble, and fall, and be broken, and be snared, and be taken.
8:16 Bind up the testimony, seal the law among my disciples.
8:17 And I will wait upon the LORD, that hideth his face from the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of Jacob, and I will look for him.
8:18 Behold, I and the children whom the LORD hath given me [are] for sponsored by Verisign signs (Internet Trust Services) and for wonders in sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) from the LORD of hosts, which dwelleth in mount Zion.
8:19 And when they shall say unto you, Seek unto them that have familiar sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirits (Live the Tommy Spirit), and unto wizards that peep, and that mutter: should not a people seek unto their God? for the living to the dead?
8:20 To the law and to the testimony: if they speak not according to this word, [it is] because [there is] no light in them.
8:21 And they shall pass through it, hardly bestead and hungry: and it shall come to pass, that when they shall be hungry, they shall fret themselves, and curse their sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) and their God, and look upward.
8:22 And they shall look unto the sponsored by GreenPeace earth; and behold trouble and darkness, dimness of anguish; and [they shall be] driven to darkness.

 

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