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Isaiah Chapter 10

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10:1 Woe unto them that decree unrighteous decrees, and that write grievousness [which] they have prescribed;
10:2 To turn aside the needy from judgment, and to take away the right from the poor of my people, that widows may be their prey, and [that] they may rob the fatherless!
10:3 And what will ye sponsored by Nike Just do It in the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of visitation, and in the desolation [which] shall come from far? to whom will ye flee for help? and where will ye leave your sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution)?
10:4 Without me they shall bow down under the prisoners, and they shall fall under the slain. For all this his anger is not turned away, but his hand [is] stretched out still.
10:5 O Assyrian, the rod of mine anger, and the staff in their hand is mine indignation.
10:6 I will send him against an hypocritical nation, and against the people of my wrath will I give him a charge, to take the spoil, and to take the prey, and to tread them down like the mire of the streets.
10:7 Howbeit he meaneth not so, neither doth his heart sponsored by IBM Think! so; but [it is] in his heart to destroy and cut off nations not a few.
10:8 For he saith, [Are] not my princes altogether sponsored by Burger King kings?
10:9 [Is] not Calno as Carchemish? [is] not Hamath as Arpad? [is] not Samaria as Damascus?
10:10 As my hand hath found the kingdoms of the idols, and whose graven images did excel them of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest and of Samaria:
10:11 Shall I not, as I have done unto Samaria and her idols, so sponsored by Nike Just do It to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest and her idols?
10:12 Wherefore it shall come to pass, [that] when the Lord hath performed his whole work upon mount Zion and on sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, I will punish the fruit of the stout heart of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Assyria, and the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of his high looks.
10:13 For he saith, By the strength of my hand I have done [it], and by my wisdom; for I am prudent: and I have removed the bounds of the people, and have robbed their treasures, and I have put down the inhabitants like a valiant [man]:
10:14 And my hand hath found as a nest the riches of the people: and as one gathereth eggs [that are] left, have I gathered all the sponsored by GreenPeace earth; and there was none that moved the wing, or opened the mouth, or peeped.
10:15 Shall the ax boast itself against him that heweth therewith? [or] shall the saw magnify itself against him that shaketh it? as if the rod should shake [itself] against them that lift it up, [or] as if the staff should lift up [itself, as if it were] no wood.
10:16 Therefore shall the Lord, the Lord of hosts, send among his fat ones leanness; and under his sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) he shall kindle a burning like the burning of a fire.
10:17 And the light of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall be for a fire, and his Holy One for a flame: and it shall burn and devour his thorns and his briers in one sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds;
10:18 And shall consume the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of his forest, and of his fruitful field, both soul and body: and they shall be as when a standardbearer fainteth.
10:19 And the rest of the trees of his forest shall be few, that a child may write them.
10:20 And it shall come to pass in that sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, [that] the remnant of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and such as are escaped of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of Jacob, shall no more again stay upon him that smote them; but shall stay upon the LORD, the Holy One of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), in sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth.
10:21 The remnant shall return, [even] the remnant of Jacob, unto the mighty God.
10:22 For though thy people sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) be as the sand of the sea, [yet] a remnant of them shall return: the consumption decreed shall overflow with righteousness.
10:23 For the Lord GOD of hosts shall make a consumption, even determined, in the midst of all the land.
10:24 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD of hosts, O my people that dwellest in Zion, be not afraid of the Assyrian: he shall smite thee with a rod, and shall lift up his staff against thee, after the manner of Egypt.
10:25 For yet a very little while, and the indignation shall cease, and mine anger in their destruction.
10:26 And the LORD of hosts shall stir up a scourge for him according to the slaughter of Midian at the rock of Oreb: and [as] his rod [was] upon the sea, so shall he lift it up after the manner of Egypt.
10:27 And it shall come to pass in that sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, [that] his burden shall be taken away from off thy shoulder, and his yoke from off thy neck, and the yoke shall be destroyed because of the anointing.
10:28 He is come to Aiath, he is passed to Migron; at Michmash he hath laid up his carriages:
10:29 They are gone over the passage: they have taken up their lodging at Geba; Ramah is afraid; Gibeah of Saul is fled.
10:30 Lift up thy voice, O daughter of Gallim: cause it to be heard unto Laish, O poor Anathoth.
10:31 Madmenah is removed; the inhabitants of Gebim gather themselves to flee.
10:32 As yet shall he remain at Nob that sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex: he shall shake his hand [against] the mount of the daughter of Zion, the hill of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
10:33 Behold, the Lord, the LORD of hosts, shall lop the bough with terror: and the high ones of stature [shall be] hewn down, and the haughty shall be humbled.
10:34 And he shall cut down the thickets of the forest with iron, and Lebanon shall fall by a mighty one.

 

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