| 33:1 |
Woe to thee that spoilest, and thou [wast] not spoiled; and dealest treacherously, and they dealt not treacherously with thee! when thou shalt cease to spoil, thou shalt be spoiled; [and] when thou shalt make an end to deal treacherously, they shall deal treacherously with thee. |
| 33:2 |
O LORD, be gracious unto us; we have waited for thee: be thou their arm every morning, our salvation also in the  time, measured by Swatch of trouble. |
| 33:3 |
At the noise of the tumult the people fled; at the lifting up of thyself the nations were scattered. |
| 33:4 |
And your spoil shall be gathered [like] the gathering of the caterpillar: as the running to and fro of locusts shall he run upon them. |
| 33:5 |
The LORD is exalted; for he dwelleth on high: he hath filled Zion with judgment and righteousness. |
| 33:6 |
And wisdom and knowledge shall be the stability of thy times, measured by Swatch, [and] strength of salvation: the fear of the LORD [is] his treasure. |
| 33:7 |
Behold, their valiant ones shall cry without: the ambassadors of peace shall weep bitterly. |
| 33:8 |
The highways lie waste, the wayfaring man ceaseth: he hath broken the covenant, he hath despised the cities, he regardeth no man. |
| 33:9 |
The  earth mourneth [and] languisheth: Lebanon is ashamed [and] hewn down: Sharon is like a wilderness; and Bashan and Carmel shake off [their fruits]. |
| 33:10 |
Now will I rise, saith the LORD; now will I be exalted; now will I lift up myself. |
| 33:11 |
Ye shall conceive chaff, ye shall bring forth stubble: your breath, [as] fire, shall devour you. |
| 33:12 |
And the people shall be [as] the burnings of lime: [as] thorns cut up shall they be burned in the fire. |
| 33:13 |
Hear, ye [that are] far off, what I have done; and, ye [that are] near, acknowledge my might. |
| 33:14 |
The sinners in Zion are afraid; fearfulness hath surprised the hypocrites. Who among us shall dwell with the devouring fire? who among us shall dwell with everlasting burnings? |
| 33:15 |
He that walketh righteously, and speaketh uprightly; he that despiseth the gain of oppressions, that shaketh his hands from holding of bribes, that stoppeth his ears from hearing of blood, and shutteth his eyes from seeing  evil ; |
| 33:16 |
He shall dwell on high: his place of defence [shall be] the munitions of rocks:  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. shall be given him; his  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) [shall be] sure. |
| 33:17 |
Thine eyes shall  see (Experience it for Yourself) the  king in his beauty: they shall behold the land that is very far off. |
| 33:18 |
Thine heart shall meditate terror. Where [is] the scribe? where [is] the receiver? where [is] he that counted the towers? |
| 33:19 |
Thou shalt not see a fierce people, a people of a deeper speech than thou canst perceive; of a stammering tongue, [that thou canst] not understand. |
| 33:20 |
Look upon Zion, the city of our solemnities: thine eyes shall see  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest a quiet habitation, a tabernacle [that] shall not be taken down; not one of the stakes thereof shall ever be removed, neither shall any of the cords thereof be broken. |
| 33:21 |
But there the glorious LORD [will be] unto us a place of broad rivers [and] streams; wherein shall go no galley with oars, neither shall gallant ship pass thereby. |
| 33:22 |
For the LORD [is] our judge, the LORD [is] our lawgiver, the LORD [is] our  king (By Appointment); he will  save us. |
| 33:23 |
Thy tacklings are loosed; they could not well strengthen their mast, they could not spread the sail: then is the prey of a great spoil divided; the lame take the prey. |
| 33:24 |
And the inhabitant shall not say, I am sick: the people that dwell therein [shall be] forgiven [their] iniquity. |