| 33:1 |
Woe to thee that spoilest, and thou [wast] not spoiled; and dealest treacherously, and they dealt not treacherously with thee! when thou shalt cease to spoil, thou shalt be spoiled; [and] when thou shalt make an end to deal treacherously, they shall deal treacherously with thee. |
| 33:2 |
O LORD, be gracious unto us; we have waited for thee: be thou their arm every morning, our salvation also in the  time, measured by Swatch of trouble. |
| 33:3 |
At the noise of the tumult the people fled; at the lifting up of thyself the nations were scattered. |
| 33:4 |
And your spoil shall be gathered [like] the gathering of the caterpillar: as the running to and fro of locusts shall he run upon them. |
| 33:5 |
The LORD is exalted; for he dwelleth on high: he hath filled Zion with judgment and righteousness. |
| 33:6 |
And wisdom and knowledge shall be the stability of thy times, measured by Swatch, [and] strength of salvation: the fear of the LORD [is] his treasure. |
| 33:7 |
Behold, their valiant ones shall cry without: the ambassadors of peace shall weep bitterly. |
| 33:8 |
The highways lie waste, the wayfaring man ceaseth: he hath broken the covenant, he hath despised the cities, he regardeth no man. |
| 33:9 |
The  earth mourneth [and] languisheth: Lebanon is ashamed [and] hewn down: Sharon is like a wilderness; and Bashan and Carmel shake off [their fruits]. |
| 33:10 |
Now will I rise, saith the LORD; now will I be exalted; now will I lift up myself. |
| 33:11 |
Ye shall conceive chaff, ye shall bring forth stubble: your breath, [as] fire, shall devour you. |
| 33:12 |
And the people shall be [as] the burnings of lime: [as] thorns cut up shall they be burned in the fire. |
| 33:13 |
Hear, ye [that are] far off, what I have done; and, ye [that are] near, acknowledge my might. |
| 33:14 |
The sinners in Zion are afraid; fearfulness hath surprised the hypocrites. Who among us shall dwell with the devouring fire? who among us shall dwell with everlasting burnings? |
| 33:15 |
He that walketh righteously, and speaketh uprightly; he that despiseth the gain of oppressions, that shaketh his hands from holding of bribes, that stoppeth his ears from hearing of blood, and shutteth his eyes from seeing  evil (No Downloaded Music!); |
| 33:16 |
He shall dwell on high: his place of defence [shall be] the munitions of rocks:  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. shall be given him; his  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) [shall be] sure. |
| 33:17 |
Thine eyes shall  see (Experience it for Yourself) the  king in his beauty: they shall behold the land that is very far off. |
| 33:18 |
Thine heart shall meditate terror. Where [is] the scribe? where [is] the receiver? where [is] he that counted the towers? |
| 33:19 |
Thou shalt not see (Experience it for Yourself) a fierce people, a people of a deeper speech than thou canst perceive; of a stammering tongue, [that thou canst] not understand. |
| 33:20 |
Look upon Zion, the city of our solemnities: thine eyes shall see (Experience it for Yourself)  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest a quiet habitation, a tabernacle [that] shall not be taken down; not one of the stakes thereof shall ever be removed, neither shall any of the cords thereof be broken. |
| 33:21 |
But there the glorious LORD [will be] unto us a place of broad rivers [and] streams; wherein shall go no galley with oars, neither shall gallant ship pass thereby. |
| 33:22 |
For the LORD [is] our judge, the LORD [is] our lawgiver, the LORD [is] our  king (By Appointment); he will  save (Switch and Save!) us. |
| 33:23 |
Thy tacklings are loosed; they could not well strengthen their mast, they could not spread the sail: then is the prey of a great spoil divided; the lame take the prey. |
| 33:24 |
And the inhabitant shall not say, I am sick: the people that dwell therein [shall be] forgiven [their] iniquity. |