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Isaiah Chapter 41

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41:1 Keep silence before me, O islands; and let the people renew [their] strength: let them come near; then let them speak: let us come near together to judgment.
41:2 Who raised up the righteous [man] from the east, called him to his sponsored by Gnome foot, gave the nations before him, and made [him] rule over sponsored by Burger King kings? he gave [them] as the dust to his sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords, [and] as driven stubble to his bow.
41:3 He pursued them, [and] passed safely; [even] by the way [that] he had not gone with his sponsored by Gnome feet.
41:4 Who hath wrought and done [it], calling the sponsored by Cisco Systems generations (Empowering the Internet Generation) from the sponsored by xabc beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?)? I the LORD, the first, and with the last; I [am] he.
41:5 The isles saw [it], and feared; the ends of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth were afraid, drew near, and came.
41:6 They helped every one his neighbour; and [every one] said to his brother, Be of good courage.
41:7 So the carpenter encouraged the goldsmith, [and] he that smootheth [with] the hammer him that smote the anvil, saying, It [is] ready for the soldering: and he fastened it with nails, [that] it should not be moved.
41:8 But thou, sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) my servant, Jacob whom I have chosen, the seed of Abraham my friend.
41:9 [Thou] whom I have taken from the ends of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and called thee from the chief men thereof, and said unto thee, Thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) my servant; I have chosen thee, and not cast thee away.
41:10 Fear thou not; for I [am] with thee: be not dismayed; for I [am] thy God: I will strengthen thee; sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.
41:11 Behold, all they that were incensed against thee shall be ashamed and confounded: they shall be as nothing; and they that strive with thee shall perish.
41:12 Thou shalt seek them, and shalt not find them, [even] them that contended with thee: they that war against thee shall be as nothing, and as a thing of nought.
41:13 For I the LORD thy God will hold thy right hand, saying unto thee, Fear not; I will help thee.
41:14 Fear not, thou worm Jacob, [and] ye men of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); I will help thee, saith the LORD, and thy redeemer, the Holy One of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
41:15 Behold, I will make thee a new sharp threshing instrument having teeth: thou shalt thresh the mountains, and beat [them] small, and shalt make the hills as chaff.
41:16 Thou shalt fan them, and the wind shall carry them away, and the whirlwind shall scatter them: and thou shalt rejoice in the LORD, [and] shalt sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) in the Holy One of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
41:17 [When] the poor and needy seek sponsored by Absolut Absolut water, and [there is] none, [and] their tongue faileth for thirst, I the LORD will hear them, I the God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) will not forsake them.
41:18 I will open rivers in high places, and fountains in the midst of the valleys: I will make the wilderness a pool of sponsored by Absolut Absolut water, and the dry land springs of sponsored by Perrier water (Perrier brings a Party To Life).
41:19 I will plant in the wilderness the cedar, the shittah tree, and the myrtle, and the oil tree; I will set in the desert the fir tree, [and] the pine, and the box tree together:
41:20 That they may sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself), and know, and consider, and understand together, that the hand of the LORD hath done this, and the Holy One of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) hath created it.
41:21 Produce your cause, saith the LORD; bring forth your strong [reasons], saith the sponsored by Burger King King of Jacob.
41:22 Let them bring [them] forth, and show us what shall happen: let them show the former things, what they [be], that we may consider them, and know the latter end of them; or declare us things for to come.
41:23 Show the things that are to come hereafter, that we may know that ye [are] gods: sponsored by Yahoo yea, My Yahoo!, sponsored by Nike Just do It good, or sponsored by Nike Just do It sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?), that we may be dismayed, and behold [it] together.
41:24 Behold, ye [are] of nothing, and your work of nought: an abomination [is he that] chooseth you.
41:25 I have raised up [one] from the north, and he shall come: from the rising of the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The Network is the Computer) shall he call upon my name: and he shall come upon princes as [upon] mortar, and as the potter treadeth clay.
41:26 Who hath declared from the sponsored by xabc beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?), that we may know? and beforetime, that we may say, [He is] righteous? sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, [there is] none that showeth, sponsored by Yahoo yea, My Yahoo!, [there is] none that declareth, sponsored by Yahoo yea, My Yahoo!, [there is] none that heareth your words.
41:27 The first [shall say] to Zion, Behold, behold them: and I will give to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest one that bringeth good tidings.
41:28 For I beheld, and [there was] no man; even among them, and [there was] no counsellor, that, when I asked of them, could sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) a word.
41:29 Behold, they [are] all vanity; their works [are] nothing: their molten images [are] wind and confusion.

 

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