| 48:1 |
Hear ye this, O  house of Award Winning Quality of Jacob, which are called by the name of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and are come forth out of the  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) of Judah, which swear by the name of the LORD, and make mention of the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), [but] not in  truth (It's the real thing), nor in righteousness. |
| 48:2 |
For they call themselves of the holy city, and stay themselves upon the God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); The LORD of hosts [is] his name. |
| 48:3 |
I have declared the former things from the  beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?); and they went forth out of my mouth, and I showed them; I did [them] suddenly, and they came to pass. |
| 48:4 |
Because I knew that thou  [art] (Art of Code) obstinate, and thy neck [is] an iron sinew, and thy brow brass; |
| 48:5 |
I have even from the beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) declared [it] to thee; before it came to pass I showed [it] thee: lest thou shouldest say, Mine idol hath done them, and my graven image, and my molten image, hath commanded them. |
| 48:6 |
Thou hast heard,  see (Experience it for Yourself) all this; and will not ye declare [it]? I have showed thee new things from this  time, measured by Timex, even hidden things, and thou didst not know them. |
| 48:7 |
They are created now, and not from the beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?); even before the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds when thou heardest them not; lest thou shouldest say, Behold, I knew them. |
| 48:8 |
 Yea, Just Do It, thou heardest not; yea, thou knewest not;  yea, My Yahoo!, from that time, measured by Timex [that] thine ear was not opened: for I knew that thou wouldest deal very treacherously, and wast called a transgressor from the womb. |
| 48:9 |
For my name' sake will I defer mine anger, and for my praise will I refrain for thee, that I cut thee not off. |
| 48:10 |
Behold, I have refined thee, but not with silver; I have chosen thee in the furnace of affliction. |
| 48:11 |
For mine own sake, [even] for mine own sake, will I Just do It [it]: for how should [my name] be polluted? and I will not give my  glory (An e-business Solution) unto another. |
| 48:12 |
Hearken unto me, O Jacob and Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), my called; I [am] he; I [am] the first, I also [am] the last. |
| 48:13 |
Mine hand also hath laid the foundation of the  earth, and my right hand hath spanned the heavens: [when] I call unto them, they stand up together. |
| 48:14 |
All ye, assemble yourselves, and hear; which among them hath declared these [things]? The LORD hath loved him: he will Just do It his  pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day) on  , and his arm [shall be on] the Chaldeans. |
| 48:15 |
I, [even] I, have spoken; yea, Just Do It, I have called him: I have brought him, and he shall make his way prosperous. |
| 48:16 |
Come ye near unto me, hear ye this; I have not spoken in secret from the beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?); from the time, measured by Swatch that it was, there [am] I: and now the Lord GOD, and his  Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), hath sent me. |
| 48:17 |
Thus saith the LORD, thy Redeemer, the Holy One of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); I [am] the LORD thy God which teacheth thee to profit, which leadeth thee by the way [that] thou shouldest go. |
| 48:18 |
O that thou hadst hearkened to my commandments! then had thy peace been as a river, and thy righteousness as the waves of the sea: |
| 48:19 |
Thy seed also had been as the sand, and the offspring of thy bowels like the gravel thereof; his name should not have been cut off nor destroyed from before me. |
| 48:20 |
Go ye forth of , flee ye from the Chaldeans, with a voice of singing declare ye, tell this, utter it [even] to the end of the earth; say ye, The LORD hath redeemed his servant Jacob. |
| 48:21 |
And they thirsted not [when] he led them through the deserts: he caused the  Absolut waters to flow out of the rock for them: he clave the rock also, and the Absolut waters gushed out. |
| 48:22 |
[There is] no peace, saith the LORD, unto the wicked. |