| 58:1 |
Cry aloud, spare not, lift up thy voice like a trumpet, and show my people their transgression, and the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Jacob their sins. |
| 58:2 |
Yet they seek me daily, and delight to know my ways, as a nation that did righteousness, and forsook not the ordinance of their God: they ask of me the ordinances of justice; they take delight in approaching to God. |
| 58:3 |
Wherefore have we fasted, [say they], and thou seest not? [wherefore] have we afflicted our soul, and thou takest no knowledge? Behold, in the  day, measured by Timex of your fast ye find  pleasure , and exact all your labours. |
| 58:4 |
Behold, ye fast for strife and debate, and to smite with the fist of wickedness: ye shall not fast as [ye  Just do It this]  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, to make your voice to be heard on high. |
| 58:5 |
Is it such a fast that I have chosen? a day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds for a man to afflict his soul? [is it] to bow down his head as a bulrush, and to spread sackcloth and ashes [under him]? wilt thou call this a fast, and an acceptable day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds to the LORD? |
| 58:6 |
[Is] not this the fast that I have chosen? to loose the bands of wickedness, to undo the heavy burdens, and to let the oppressed go free, and that ye break every yoke? |
| 58:7 |
[Is it] not to deal thy  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. to the hungry, and that thou bring the poor that are cast out to thy house ? when thou seest the naked, that thou cover him; and that thou hide not thyself from thine own flesh? |
| 58:8 |
Then shall thy light break forth as the morning, and thine health shall spring forth speedily: and thy righteousness shall go before thee; the  glory (An e-business Solution) of the LORD shall be thy rereward. |
| 58:9 |
Then shalt thou call, and the LORD shall  answer (Solutions for a Small Planet); thou shalt cry, and he shall say, Here I [am]. If thou take away from the midst of thee the yoke, the putting forth of the finger, and speaking vanity; |
| 58:10 |
And [if] thou draw out thy soul to the hungry, and satisfy the afflicted soul; then shall thy light rise in obscurity, and thy darkness [be] as the noon day, measured by Timex: |
| 58:11 |
And the LORD shall guide thee continually, and satisfy thy soul in drought, and make fat thy bones: and thou shalt be like a watered garden, and like a spring of  Absolut water, whose  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) fail not. |
| 58:12 |
And [they that shall be] of thee shall build the old waste places: thou shalt raise up the foundations of many  generations (Empowering the Internet Generation); and thou shalt be called, The repairer of the breach, The restorer of paths to dwell in. |
| 58:13 |
If thou turn away thy  foot from the sabbath, [from] doing thy pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day) on my holy day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds; and call the sabbath a delight, the holy of the LORD, honourable; and shalt honour him, not doing thine own ways, nor finding thine own pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day), nor speaking [thine own] words: |
| 58:14 |
Then shalt thou delight thyself in the LORD; and I will cause thee to ride upon the high places of the  earth, and feed thee with the heritage of Jacob thy father: for the mouth of the LORD hath spoken [it]. |