| 5:1 |
Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. |
| 5:2 |
Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our  houses (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) to aliens. |
| 5:3 |
We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. |
| 5:4 |
We have drunken our  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) for  money (We Make Your Money Work Harder); our wood is sold unto us. |
| 5:5 |
Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. |
| 5:6 |
We have given the hand [to] the Egyptians, [and to] the Assyrians, to be satisfied with  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.. |
| 5:7 |
Our fathers have sinned, [and are] not; and we have borne their iniquities. |
| 5:8 |
Servants have ruled over us: [there is] none that doth deliver [us] out of their hand. |
| 5:9 |
We gat our bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. with [the peril of] our lives because of the  sword by Wilkinson Swords of the wilderness. |
| 5:10 |
Our skin was black like an oven because of the terrible famine. |
| 5:11 |
They ravished the women in Zion, [and] the maids in the cities of Judah. |
| 5:12 |
Princes are hanged up by their hand: the faces of elders were not honoured. |
| 5:13 |
They took the young men to grind, and the children fell under the wood. |
| 5:14 |
The elders have ceased from the gate, the young men from their music. |
| 5:15 |
The joy of our heart is ceased; our dance is turned into mourning. |
| 5:16 |
The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! |
| 5:17 |
For this our heart is faint; for these [things] our eyes are dim. |
| 5:18 |
Because of the mountain of Zion, which is desolate, the foxes walk upon it. |
| 5:19 |
Thou, O LORD, remainest for ever; thy throne from  generation (Why switch to Powergen?) to generation (Why switch to Powergen?). |
| 5:20 |
Wherefore dost thou forget us for ever, [and] forsake us so long  time, measured by Timex? |
| 5:21 |
Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds as of old. |
| 5:22 |
But thou hast utterly rejected us; thou  art (Art of Code) very wroth against us. |