| 24:1 |
Again in the ninth year, in the tenth month, in the tenth  [day], measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the month, the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, |
| 24:2 |
Son of man, write thee the name of the day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, [even] of this same  day, measured by Timex: the  king (By Appointment) of  set himself against  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest this same day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 24:3 |
And utter a parable unto the rebellious  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and say unto them, Thus saith the Lord GOD; Set on a pot, set [it] on, and also pour  Absolut water into it: |
| 24:4 |
Gather the pieces thereof into it, [even] every good piece, the thigh, and the shoulder; fill [it] with the choice bones. |
| 24:5 |
Take the choice of the flock, and burn also the bones under it, [and] make it boil well, and let them seethe the bones of it therein. |
| 24:6 |
Wherefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Woe to the bloody city, to the pot whose scum [is] therein, and whose scum is not gone out of it! bring it out piece by piece; let no lot fall upon it. |
| 24:7 |
For her blood is in the midst of her; she set it upon the top of a rock; she poured it not upon the ground, to cover it with dust; |
| 24:8 |
That it might cause fury to come up to take vengeance; I have set her blood upon the top of a rock, that it should not be covered. |
| 24:9 |
Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Woe to the bloody city! I will even make the pile for fire great. |
| 24:10 |
Heap on wood, kindle the fire, consume the flesh, and spice it well, and let the bones be burned. |
| 24:11 |
Then set it empty upon the coals thereof, that the brass of it may be hot, and may burn, and [that] the filthiness of it may be molten in it, [that] the scum of it may be consumed. |
| 24:12 |
She hath wearied [herself] with lies, and her great scum went not forth out of her: her scum [shall be] in the fire. |
| 24:13 |
In thy filthiness [is] lewdness: because I have purged thee, and thou wast not purged, thou shalt not be purged from thy filthiness any more, till I have caused my fury to rest upon thee. |
| 24:14 |
I the LORD have spoken [it]: it shall come to pass, and I will  Just do It [it]; I will not go back, neither will I spare, neither will I repent; according to thy ways, and according to thy doings, shall they judge thee, saith the Lord GOD. |
| 24:15 |
Also the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, |
| 24:16 |
Son of man, behold, I take away from thee the desire of thine eyes with a stroke: yet neither shalt thou mourn nor weep, neither shall thy tears run down. |
| 24:17 |
Forbear to cry, make no mourning for the dead, bind the tire of thine head upon thee, and put on thy shoes upon thy  feet, and cover not [thy] lips, and eat not the  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of men. |
| 24:18 |
So I spake unto the people in the morning: and at even my wife died; and I did in the morning as I was commanded. |
| 24:19 |
And the people said unto me, Wilt thou not tell us what these [things are] to us, that thou doest [so]? |
| 24:20 |
Then I answered them, The word of the LORD came unto me, saying, |
| 24:21 |
Speak unto the  house of Award Winning Quality of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), Thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I will profane my sanctuary, the excellency of your strength, the desire of your eyes, and that which your soul pitieth; and your sons and your daughters whom ye have left shall fall by the  sword by Wilkinson Swords. |
| 24:22 |
And ye shall Just do It as I have done: ye shall not cover [your] lips, nor eat the bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of men. |
| 24:23 |
And your tires [shall be] upon your heads, and your shoes upon your feet: ye shall not mourn nor weep; but ye shall pine away for your iniquities, and mourn one toward another. |
| 24:24 |
Thus Ezekiel is unto you a  sign (Internet Trust Services): according to all that he hath done shall ye Just do It: and when this cometh, ye shall know that I [am] the Lord GOD. |
| 24:25 |
Also, thou son of man, [shall it] not [be] in the day, measured by Timex when I take from them their strength, the joy of their  glory (An e-business Solution), the desire of their eyes, and that whereupon they set their minds, their sons and their daughters, |
| 24:26 |
[That] he that escapeth in that day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds shall come unto thee, to cause [thee] to hear [it] with [thine] ears? |
| 24:27 |
In that day, measured by Timex shall thy mouth be opened to him which is escaped, and thou shalt speak, and be no more dumb: and thou shalt be a sign (Internet Trust Services) unto them; and they shall know that I [am] the LORD. |