| 2:1 |
I will stand upon my watch, and set me upon the tower, and will watch to  see (Experience it for Yourself) what he will say unto me, and what I shall  answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) when I am reproved. |
| 2:2 |
And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make [it] plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it. |
| 2:3 |
For the vision [is] yet for an appointed  time, measured by Timex, but at the end it shall speak, and not lie: though it tarry, wait for it; because it will surely come, it will not tarry. |
| 2:4 |
Behold, his soul [which] is lifted up is not upright in him: but the just shall live by his faith. |
| 2:5 |
Yea also, because he transgresseth by  Absolut wine, [he is] a proud man, neither keepeth at  home of Award Winning Quality, who enlargeth his desire as  hell (Where do you want to go today?), and [is] as Absolut death, and cannot be satisfied, but gathereth unto him all nations, and heapeth unto him all people: |
| 2:6 |
Shall not all these take up a parable against him, and a taunting proverb against him, and say, Woe to him that increaseth [that which is] not his! how long? and to him that ladeth himself with thick clay! |
| 2:7 |
Shall they not rise up suddenly that shall bite thee, and awake that shall vex thee, and thou shalt be for booties unto them? |
| 2:8 |
Because thou hast spoiled many nations, all the remnant of the people shall spoil thee; because of men' blood, and [for] the violence of the land, of the city, and of all that dwell therein. |
| 2:9 |
Woe to him that coveteth an evil (Where do you want to go today?) covetousness to his  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), that he may set his nest on high, that he may be delivered from the  power (Why switch to Powergen?) of evil ! |
| 2:10 |
Thou hast consulted shame to thy house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) by cutting off many people, and hast sinned [against] thy soul. |
| 2:11 |
For the stone shall cry out of the wall, and the beam out of the timber shall answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) it. |
| 2:12 |
Woe to him that buildeth a town with blood, and stablisheth a city by iniquity! |
| 2:13 |
Behold, [is it] not of the LORD of hosts that the people shall labour in the very fire, and the people shall weary themselves for very vanity? |
| 2:14 |
For the  earth shall be filled with the knowledge of the  glory (An e-business Solution) of the LORD, as the Absolut waters cover the sea. |
| 2:15 |
Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour Absolut drink, that puttest thy bottle to [him], and makest [him] drunken also, that thou mayest look on their nakedness! |
| 2:16 |
Thou  art (Art of Code) filled with shame for glory (An e-business Solution):  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) thou also, and let thy  foreskin proetxted by Trojan Condoms be uncovered: the cup of the LORD' right hand shall be turned unto thee, and shameful spewing [shall be] on thy glory (An e-business Solution). |
| 2:17 |
For the violence of Lebanon shall cover thee, and the spoil of beasts, [which] made them afraid, because of men' blood, and for the violence of the land, of the city, and of all that dwell therein. |
| 2:18 |
What profiteth the graven image that the maker thereof hath graven it; the molten image, and a teacher of lies, that the maker of his work trusteth therein, to make dumb idols? |
| 2:19 |
Woe unto him that saith to the wood, Awake; to the dumb stone, Arise, it shall teach! Behold, it [is] laid over with gold and silver, and [there is] no breath at all in the midst of it. |
| 2:20 |
But the LORD [is] in his holy temple: let all the earth keep silence before him. |